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Fortune favours the bold. [stripping] [dare] [confident]
Oopsie-daisy! [cute] [flashing] [hinting]
She enjoyed herself, and then you enjoyed her. [masturbation] [shower] [girlfriend]
They didn't have any money, but they made do. [sex] [eager] [humour]
There was really only one way to find out... [naked] [thoughts] [mirror]
He'd failed the lie detector test, but passed the boyfriend material test. [implied]
The real action happens AFTER the big game... [cheerleaders] [implied FFM]
It's always good to have goals. [implied]
Homophones can be confusing. And sexy. [humour] [implied sex]
There's nothing quite like a bad breakup to make you reevaluate your life. [implied
These are hard times. Reach out to your loved ones and offer them comfort if you
When your secretary goes above and beyond the call of duty. [implied sex] [possible
They were a close-knit squad. [cheerleaders] [implied FFM]
Men are simple creatures at heart. [FFM]
You regret more the times you hesitated than the times you failed. [cum] [wholesome]
Do little things to please each other without being asked and your relationship will
There's always SOME way to shut them up... [group] [implied]
Some girls don't deserve the reputations they get. Others, on the other hand... [implied
Your wife was unusually generous. [sex] [wife's friend]
What could have been embarrassing turned out to be exciting. [naked] [implied sex]
Making a good first impression on her roommate. [flirting, maybe]
Two plane tickets: $900. Upgrading the hotel room: $400. Thank you: priceless. [blowjob]
When something doesn't happen often you should slow down and savour it. [FFFM]
Naughty girl. [implied]
She has a bright future in business ahead of her. [implied] [topless]
A persuasive argument. [friend] [facial]
Your wife was close to her sister. [sex] [implied impreg] [FFM]
A good sport pays up. [naked] [implied] [bet]
She never broke the rules. [naked] [humour]
His ex just didn't know him very well at all. [group] [blowjob]
The right kind of babysitter. [facial] [pair] [naked]
Some advice for a happy marriage: never go to bed angry. [naked] [implied]
What her mother doesn't know won't hurt her. [implied]
Do something daring every day. [sex] [exhibitionism]
Her friends gave good advice. [naked] [flirting]
Dating the captain of the cheerleader comes with some perks. [cheerleaders] [FFM]
Always start your marriage off on a positive note. [wholesome] [blowjob]
Whenever I get called into the boss' office I always run through reasons why I might
You don't always have to support family. [naked] [implied sex] [revenge]
Open to the idea. [sex] [impreg] [humour]
An implied bargain. [blowjob] [group] [schoolgirls]
Her hobbies were computers, video games and TV...so why did she want to go camping?
She was trying her best. [swallow] [blowjob] [first time] [innocent]
Just how much is rent worth? [implied threesome+] [group] [naked]
So much for secrets. [flashing] [group] [implied]
Sometimes you just need to hear this. [wholesome] [naked]
The last day of the season is always bittersweet. [group] [sports] [naked] [implied
There are limits to friendship. [naked] [group] [implied blowjob] [implied FFM] [humour]
Man, I have the BEST girlfriend. [schoolgirl] [roleplay] [implied FFM]
A tolerant family...about some things. [blowjob] [humour] [caught]
Enter the Spider-girl. I mean, Spider-verse. [parody] [sex]
Swing state, swinging, what's the difference? [implied lesbian] [implied FFM] [humour]
How did she know? [smile] [sweet] [confident]
They were shockingly alike. [implied FFM]
Resolutions are a way to push yourself to be better Whats your resolution naked group
Simply the best. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
You owe your sister for this one. [naked] [implied] [NOT incest]
Friends are nice to have. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
Deal of the Century! [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
She'll make a fine lawyer! [naked] [public]