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Apparently you're pretty good. [sex]
The look on their faces would be priceless! [group] [implied] [locker room] [the
Be careful what you wish for; threesomes can open up conflicts you never knew were
Turnabout is fair play (and fun!). [implied blowjob]
She was the kind of girl who planned out her first time. [implied sex] [girlfriend]
It turns out she COULD have orgasms after all. [creampie]
There's a lot to learn about sex. [schoolgirl] [sex]
Environmentalism is important! [implied threesome]
The rent is getting so high these days it's pricing people out of the market... [facial]
A gentleman always asks first. [FFM] [cum]
Fitness is Important [Wholesome] [Implied]
Ms. Marvel was in space for a LONG time. [parody] [implied]
Good husbands help their wives achieve their dreams. [FFM]
His wife couldn't keep a secret (and he was fine with it). [implied FFM]
Men never understand women
She was very well-mannered. [implied blowjob]
Is it possible to make sex political? [humour] [implied]
The right partner will be there for you when you're down. [naked] [implied sex]
A threesome carries a heavy responsibility. [implied threesome]
She liked being taken. [implied] [sub]
His heart was broken, and he just wouldn't shut up about it. [friend] [implied]
Ugh, school drama. [implied] [schoolgirl]
Tit for tat, as it were. [schoolgirl] [flash] [implied]
In the porn universe, this is how sleepovers go. [implied exhibitionism] [implied
Behind the scenes before a threesome. [schoolgirls] [roleplay] [implied threesome]
She didn't accept bullshit from her subordinates. [sex] [boss]
There are lots of ways to ask for sex, some better than others. [implied] [humour]
Putting the cherry on top. [implied blowjob] [implied facial] [naked]
Dress to impress. [implied FFM]
Lazy or sexy? Why not both? [naked]
Did they know this would happen? Or did they arrange for it to happen? [blowjob]
When she goes along with your manipulation, is it really manipulation? [schoolgirl]
A good woman can grant your wishes just as well as any genie. [parody] [cosplay]
Sleepovers with friends is a little passé, isn't it? [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
What do you love about your partner? [anal]
What happens when an early bird marries a night owl? [implied sex]
Winning elections can be hard without a strategy. [facial] [classmate] [naked] [public]
She missed you. [naked] [wholesome]
She came with a warning label. [naked] [implied rough sex]
Either way they were going to have a good time. [group] [implied lesbian] [implied
Being open to new experiences is key to a fulfilling life. [naked] [group] [implied
Don't you get tired of the same old thing? [office] [implied]
She was an old-fashioned kind of woman. [humour] [implied]
A generation of kids that watched Frozen are coming of age... [blowjob] [humour]
Timing is everything! [facial] [naked]
Everybody has the right to change their minds. [naked] [implied anal]
Seeing is believing. [implied] [group]
She's ready. [naked] [implied] [romantic]
It's a deal! [implied FFM] [schoolgirls] [naked] [group]
You'll have to remember to thank her parents... [naked] [implied]
The best part of waking up. [cum] [naked]
She was a good negotiator. [schoolgirl] [MF sex] [implied]
A hot commodity. [naked] [implied] [office]
Nobody likes office drama! [office] [naked] [implied]
Seems like a fair deal. [naked] [implied] [virgin] [wholesome]
You can't have your cake and swallow it, too. [blowjob]
Gals before pals. [FFM] [blowjob]
I'm yours. [wholesome]
How to tell when it's not their first threesome. [FFM]
Whatever turns you on. [naked] [implied sex] [dirty talk]