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His first blowjob. [blowjob] [facial] [wholesome]
She always knew just what to get him. [FFM]
Be nice to your sisters - you'll appreciate it when she brings hot friends over.
Things that are nice to hear when you hookup with your crush, #31. [sex] [wholesome]
Women have urges, too! [implied blowjob]
Always communicate clearly. [wife] [humour]
The challenge was difficult but the reward was worth it. [implied sex] [implied threesome]
There's always another way... [implied FFM]
Rules are rules, after all. [implied]
Remember to pay attention to each other's needs and your relationship will survive.
When you're in a good relationship, a bad pickup line becomes a funny way to initiate.
Suspiciously specific. [implied sex] [implied CNC]
Friends do things together! [implied sex] [implied group]
There is such a thing as being TOO close with your family... [lesbian] [NOT incest]
Funny, you never thought she liked you... [implied FFFM] [wife]
Horse girls have a reputation. [implied]
If only there were a way of making sure we wore them again... [implied] [schoolgirls]
She'd heard all the rumours. [topless] [implied]
I can't fault her logic. [naked] [humour]
It was her turn to pick a fantasy. [implied FFM]
Here's to all the couples that have suddenly become long-distance relationships during
She was generous...within limits. [implied threesome] [group] [nude]
Friendship is only worth so much. [implied] [schoolgirl] [friends] [flashing]
Weddings are so romantic. [wholesome] [implied]
She wanted you to know she was yours. [naked] [implied sex]
Once a schoolteacher, always a schoolteacher. [FFM] [blowjob]
Sometimes our hormones want what our brains don't. [sex] [implied impreg]
True love is going along with your partner's plans to get you even when you see it
Your word is your bond. [implied exhibitionism] [naked]
When you've got nothing to lose, shoot for the moon. [implied threesome] [naked]
It's all in how you say it. [implied sex] [exhibitionism] [naked]
Decide quickly! [naked] [implied anal] [implied sex]
She may have been playing to lose. [naked] [implied] [game]
Seeing is believing. [naked]
Things were getting bad. [naked] [group] [implied] [humour]
He was lucky in all the senses of the word. [blowjob] [threesome] [wife]
...Before tonight, I mean? [implied foursome] [truth or dare]
Seduction is 90% confidence and 10% planning. [schoolgirl] [naked] [embarrassed]
There's always a catch. [schoolgirls] [facials] [naked]
A little competition is a GOOD thing. [implied FFM] [implied blowjob] [bet]
Inhibitions drop in the heat. [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
Being frank is sexy. [sub] [collar] [wholesome]
Doctor's orders. [implied] [hallowe'en]
Hallowe'en lets you do crazy things without being recognized...if you do it right.
The good kind of talk. [naked] [implied anal]
Fun is about to begin
A competitive interview. [office] [blowjob] [group] [facial]
A historical reenactment. [flashing] [group] [cosplay] [implied] [thanksgiving]
The beginning of a tradition. [implied FFM] [group] [naked]
It's not how much you spend, it's the thought that counts. [implied threesome] [naked]
She was just warming up! [facial] [naked] [implied anal]
Get off Reddit and call your mother. [MF sex] [humour] [christmas]
And still the reigning champion! [facial] [implied contest]
Love lets you do anything. [naked] [implied] [wholesome]
When your friends think you'd make a cute couple. [flirting]
Being flexible is important in a relationship. [naked] [implied]
The royal command. [naked] [implied] [fantasy]
I do so love helping people out! [implied blowjob]
Size matters a lot more to men than it does to women. [blowjob] [wholesome]
Who votes to put her in charge? [naked] [implied]

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