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This Big...
We wish we knew...
Try it on
Good for a laugh
For a grown-ass man...
Don't get caught
They always find out in the end
That clears that up
The water's not that cold
Don't you?
They think about it less than you think...
It certainly does
The Natural Order
Who'd do it?
Yes it does
Would you do it?
Fishy tales
Don't get caught hanging out at the beach
Good to know...
You asked
Lying about your size always catches up with you in the end...
Do as your told
Like you need it...
Don't waste her time
At least you'll always have the memory of her looking at it, that's about as good
I'm sorry
Know your place
Another date...
That's a relief
It doesn't pay to lie about your size
Time to put on a show
Oh, it's very serious
All we are is talk...
Hope Springs Eternal
Put in your place
She has spoken
It's just what she thinks
Okie Dokie
They always figure it out
Self relief is better than none at all
She's smoking hot
I do like it
Who doesn't enjoy a good laugh
Those parting words sting
She can't wait
Cute is the word we hate
Who's the Boss?
She has alternatives
The happy humper
If women ruled the world...
It certainly does
They sure are
Just don't call me late to dinner
A message from management
The results are in...
It's an honor, I think?
A mans gotta have a hobby, right? ?
They all know about it ?
You lose again
Tell me about it ?