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small dick = friendzone
A subtle burn
Your little dick changes lives
Those workplace romances never go well for you.
A Beach Nightmare
Choices
She just wants to see it
A pity fuck is better than no fuck at all
That's true
Shopping is such fun
Small Dick Life
You're like a eunuch
There' no throat in our world.
True Dat
Um, yeah...
Technique Matters
No Comparison
Ideal roommate
The Reveal
Party Time
Disappointment is a promise unfulfilled
Time to look for a new career
I hope not
They wanted to see it...
Say it, but don't spray it.
Another kind of social distancing
Everyone's disappointed
This happens a lot
Yes it is
She found his kryptonite
Get ready to say ouch
Your reputation precedes you
Your Ex is looking out for you
You have a strange effect on some women
It's a rough life
Just another Tinder date night
You won't even bother measuring. You know you're not even close. (XPost)
Harsh, but true
Mythbusters 2
Why would she ever fuck that little thing? (XPost)
Real 'men' would be embarrassed. (XPost)
She wonders no more
Lessons for a beta man
It's amazing how quickly a woman can change her mind
Not sad enough to fuck it.
It's all about the feels
Looks are deceiving
Size Queens be like...
Oh, it's a deal
Not a fighter either, just a beta
The moment always passes so quickly
Her pants should be on fire
More is More
It's a start
The verdict is in
Oh it is
Bathing Suit Blunders ?
I still enjoyed it ?
She's too shy ?
I see this all the time