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After 7 hours of drinking we made this!

Hasenfucker. AKA, Rabbit Stew.

I hope sober me doesn't regret this

Le Chicken Cordon Fuckin' Bleu. Also, scotch in a can. You win some, you lose some.

Merry Fucking Breakfast, alone...

I made steaks. Fuck you.

Fish and Chips

Salmon and Potato Bake, Well Done.

spag wieners

Stuffed Halibut

Legend of the Drunken Noodle: A RPG experience with real prizes!

So I got something in the mail today...

The Reuben Pizza

Gigantic It's-It Ice Cream Sandwich

Bacon cheese burger stuffed with mac and cheese

This is Why I'm Fat: Labor Day Weekend Edition

Honey-garlic sesame chicken, wild rice and veg. Made for a date, date didn't show.

Sushi Night

That late night snack didn't go quite as planned

Chicken Fried Rice

Shakshuka. No, I didn't just sneeze. Make some, fuckers.

Caribbean shenanigans. Didn't have rum. Fuck it, vodka.

Cast Iron Chili Cheese Pierogies

tempeh. tacos. tequila.

Way too damn much Chicken Pad Thai

It took me 3 minutes to make but it took me 3 hours to get drunk enough to want it.

I bastardized Alton Brown's chili

Plastered and Wasted Chinese Stir Fry

First time remembering to document my drunken cookery all the way through. I present

Enchilada Time!

I burnt my forearm with boiling water to bring you fuckers tonight's meal... Worth

Chicken Stir Fry? Chicken Fried Rice? Spicy Chicken and Rice Stuff!

Blackout floor beans... how too... part 1

Pizza Arrabbiata with love

Let's Drink and Make Jambalaya!

Cheesy Garlic Bread.

Late night steak, eaten at the sink

fried fucking halloumi

Drunk Off My Ass Nachos

Steak, birthdays, and booze

Bacon, egg, and cheese taco.

Round two! No guest chef! No mercy!

Black Rain's 3 AM Holy Shit Byerger.

My man worked a graveyard shift last night, so I figured a hash with bacon and mushrooms

honey - cock sauce wings

3-pound Chili-Mac

Way to many beers last night, made burgers

Made a drunken crock pot pizza

Shitty cheese dog with random olives and cilantro garnish

Chicken patties and cheese inside tortillas. ...I'm out of grocery money.

Drunk me decided bacon needed something else. Please don't make the mistakes I have

Resplendent Chile Verde

Sorry. Too drunk to think about taking process pictures. (Lamb over mashed potatoes

ZaCrunchwraps

Let's class this place up. Oysters on the half shell with capers and Asian mignonette

Garlic and chili spaghetti with sardines and some other shit.

Pulled pork panini a la wafflemaker.

Sichuan Dry Fried Green Beans

Omelet you finish your mimosa while I make lunch

I fucking hate packing so I drink and eat hcicken patties instead

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