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Drunkencookery

After 7 hours of drinking we made this!
I hope sober me doesn't regret this
Merry Fucking Breakfast, alone...
I made steaks. Fuck you.
Lazy drunk hot pocket on a raft of buffalo ranch covered taquitos
Sushi Night
That late night snack didn't go quite as planned
So I found two new types of vegetables at the store and decided to try them out.
Nacho cheese dip!
Shakshuka. No, I didn't just sneeze. Make some, fuckers.
For Christmas I present an open faced slow roasted turkey sandwich on artisan wheat
Caribbean shenanigans. Didn't have rum. Fuck it, vodka.
Went to the store for beer, left ready to make chili.
I made a healthy desert for some reason. It's kinda good, though.
Hog Heaven Pizza
split pea n weed stew
Way too damn much Chicken Pad Thai
It took me 3 minutes to make but it took me 3 hours to get drunk enough to want it.
Let's put stuff in Mac N Cheese (My brother is a good cook)
First time remembering to document my drunken cookery all the way through. I present
Enchilada Time!
Stepping in the ring. One Provolone With. One Whiz With. Let's kick this pig.
Chicken Stir Fry? Chicken Fried Rice? Spicy Chicken and Rice Stuff!
Blackout floor beans... how too... part 1
Pizza Arrabbiata with love
Momofuku Roasted Brussels Sprouts.
Cheesy Garlic Bread.
fried fucking halloumi
Drunk Off My Ass Nachos
Steak, birthdays, and booze
honey - cock sauce wings
3-pound Chili-Mac
Way to many beers last night, made burgers
Made a drunken crock pot pizza
Shitty cheese dog with random olives and cilantro garnish
Chicken patties and cheese inside tortillas. ...I'm out of grocery money.
Drunk me decided bacon needed something else. Please don't make the mistakes I have
I was about 10 beers deep during the blizzard on Saturday, and I wanted some Corned
Pulled pork panini a la wafflemaker.
Sichuan Dry Fried Green Beans
No more taco shells.
Friend decided to make onion rings with oil that was way too hot. He ate them anyway.
I fucking hate packing so I drink and eat hcicken patties instead