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Nice ice cream cone...

It seemed to be the appropriate response.

How does one even reply to this?

That's a good chap

Breakfast

Watching you beat... My mom

Dem abs...

This guy would not give up about hooking up with me and had no display picture, so

I'm more of a cat man, myself

Welcome to the neighbourhood.

Face pic

He couldn't take the hint the first time, so I had a little fun with it.

Nice try Chris Hansen

Nice six pack

I need to practice gaping my... mind

He started the conversation with 'are u Jesus'

I like the way you think!

This is going places fast.

Y'all need Jesus

Even the ads seem in on it

I control Winter's Fate!

I am not smooth...he hasn't responded yet

I didn't realize parking could mean something else

Irony at its finest

Guy wants to use my skin to make clothing. (x-post: /r/creepyPMs)

I love my compliments with a bit of sass

finally met someone as down with the cause as me <3

Feels Guy

I'm so lucky to have found a guy so honest!

Weirdest message I've ever gotten on Grindr....

hypocrisy first

I meant hi

When you become known on Grindr as "the math tutor"

This is... a new one.

What's a little prank between friends?

I laughed way more than I should have.

I don't know what to say

I'll... I'll pass

I don't even

I just had this conversation. My response wasn't very funny. What should I have said

"Don't be shallow"

i love when the 2 pics line up nicely, it's like tetris ?

These lost boys got me feeling like Peter Pan.

Uhhhh.... I'm lost for words.

Umm okay then...

Edgelord is edgy

The cure for ad-dick-tion

bi, kinda shy

Quite possibly the most decent description I've seen on Grindr

Well, I guess it's my fault for not being specific

44-year-old doesn't take rejection well.

How to properly apply as a bottom

END THE WAR ON DRUGS ✊?

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