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Nice ice cream cone...
It seemed to be the appropriate response.
How does one even reply to this?
That's a good chap
Breakfast
Watching you beat... My mom
Dem abs...
This guy would not give up about hooking up with me and had no display picture, so
I'm more of a cat man, myself
Welcome to the neighbourhood.
Face pic
He couldn't take the hint the first time, so I had a little fun with it.
Nice try Chris Hansen
Nice six pack
I need to practice gaping my... mind
He started the conversation with 'are u Jesus'
I like the way you think!
This is going places fast.
Y'all need Jesus
Even the ads seem in on it
I control Winter's Fate!
I am not smooth...he hasn't responded yet
I didn't realize parking could mean something else
Irony at its finest
Guy wants to use my skin to make clothing. (x-post: /r/creepyPMs)
I love my compliments with a bit of sass
finally met someone as down with the cause as me <3
Feels Guy
I'm so lucky to have found a guy so honest!
Weirdest message I've ever gotten on Grindr....
hypocrisy first
I meant hi
When you become known on Grindr as "the math tutor"
This is... a new one.
What's a little prank between friends?
I laughed way more than I should have.
I don't know what to say
I'll... I'll pass
I don't even
I just had this conversation. My response wasn't very funny. What should I have said
"Don't be shallow"
i love when the 2 pics line up nicely, it's like tetris ?
These lost boys got me feeling like Peter Pan.
Uhhhh.... I'm lost for words.
This looks like a smart idea as a profile..
Umm okay then...
Edgelord is edgy
The cure for ad-dick-tion
bi, kinda shy
no
Quite possibly the most decent description I've seen on Grindr
Well, I guess it's my fault for not being specific
44-year-old doesn't take rejection well.
How to properly apply as a bottom
END THE WAR ON DRUGS ✊?