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Where's Your Dick? [SPH Caption]
Your dick's so small.... [SPH Caption]
Oops, Sorry.... [SPH Caption]
The bet....
Chump Change
It's her smirk that kills...
She's right...
In person too, ouch
A story for the ages...
Nothing up my sleeve...
She's Not Impressed
She's made her choice
Yeah, but its all I got...
She doesn't remember your name...
Nothing to Hide
Her facial expressions make me laugh
Same old story
I hear this a lot
Women today
The eternal question
My Girlfriend has a Big Mouth
Harsh
Can't make her happy
Gay SPH
There's that sign again, it follows us everywhere
What?
I always make her smile
Only if it's a platinum card, dude.
Almost done
Non Grown Bone
But we can have fun trying...
True Dat
Oh, and my mom said I'd never amount to anything...
Always leave them with a laugh
Told you
OK, if you so ask.
It's kinda her thing
She has a point
That's all I need...
Holy Shit
Obedient
That thing
I might make gold yet
I bet this made his night
That's so... specific.
If wishes were fishes
It's SPH Sunday At The Small Dick Club
Please, not that.
It's SPH Sunday Again
I hate toddlers
Oh, I am
Party On Dude
If Only...
It's a Deal
If you insist...
Are you up for the challenge...
That's how we make it work
Now this one can see the tent...
It's always ready...