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Even by Asian Standards.... [SPH Caption]
Hush
No Contest...
He Wins.
When she realizes not all men are created equal
White Bois
But whether you're Bronze, Silver or Gold...
She's got us pegged, boys
Just Lucky, I guess?
The things you learn
C'mon, I bet this would be your dream come true.
The Wife Gets Me
Yep, you wanna see it?
Kristen Bell says...
That's why I stare
Tell us something we don't know
Yeah, lady, it's a point of pride around here
I think I'd like that
I hear this all the time
Sophies Choice
Nice T-Shirt
Aw, that's nice
Cuckold
OK, I'm in
It's all about the feels with women
How big?
I thought women could multi task
Watch out for swimmers
Thank God for Hookers
At least there's this
If you insist
Whoever out camera in phones screwed us
The universal sign
It's SPH Sunday Funday
Yes, it's true
Public Nudity Never Goes Well For Guys Like Us.
SPH Sunday Makes Our Spidey Senses Tingle
Cute as a baby
I'm still standing
This is why I hate public showers
Take the back door on SPH Sunday!
She knows us so well, boys
She thinks this a punishment. Shh, don't tell her.
I know I don't, how about you?
We don't joke about being member of The Small Dick Club, lady.
It's SPH Sunday Again and this lady is ready...
She must have XRAY vision...
This one's XRAY vision seems to be on the fritz...
"OMG is that seriously as big as it goes?" [SPH, boner, blue-balls]
Yes, ma'am
Apparently I don't have a cock
Always going to be a virgin [Beta/Humiliation/Virgin]
Humiliated by two bikini girls - Humiliatrix.com
Jon goes commando
Here is what this Goddess thinks of your pin dick!
Pump your little slave cock
Would you rather? ... But why not both?
Look her in the eyes
Taste test for the ladies
She said this... She really said this to me