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Reminders
The Perfect Girlfriend [SPH Caption]
Rules are Rules [SPH]
Nature Photography
Wonder Woman Burn....
She has a point...
Skinny Dipping...
Be Proud Members...
So........
She's seen it...
Oh no she didn't...
See, Honey....
Disappointment...
She's not impressed
We do call it a penis...
The Show-er & the Grow-er
It's all fluff
At least she's honest...
Cruelty
Some Over Compensation in the UK
It is funny
We've heard this before
Something tells me they know...
Big Jerk more like it
Don't believe stereotypes
Any Race can be a member of The Small Dick Club
The friendzone is our hell zone
She's got us nailed...
You know you'd so put them on....
The phoneplan we all want
She'll be waiting a while...
Why No Sex?
Small Penis Vibes
But it's fun to look at
Yes, I did actually...
If I had a dollar for every time this happened to me
Crowd Pleaser
She always says the nicest things
Oopsies
Cold water, no problem
The sign, everyone knows what it means.
Micro Problems
She's sad
My wife says she needs one of these
The universal indicator again
Then Get Closer
The Universal SDC Signal
Nope
I know you could
That's right, stroke it
I've heard that one before
She knows the sign
SPH Sunday: It's OK
The Sign
True dat
The unemployment rate might be going up
Maybe it's just muscle memory?
What is it with these girls and seeing boners?
No, I left it in my tent...
Hang onto your hats, it's SPH Sunday Again.

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