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The sign
Fashion tips
Your Ex strikes again
Too small to...
Put it away...
Prove it
We're so obedient
"Ugh..."
Sent with love...
To the point
Your days as a pirate are short lived
Someone's a cuckold
Holy shit
Size doesn't matter unless it's your size
She's thinking of you
Put it away, Loser
Next she'll bring out the diapers
The classics are often the best
You're way below average
She's telling her friends about YOU
There are stupid questions
It shouldn't be a problem
Thems are the rules
They think it's funny
Sound Advice
It's her policy...
Your mom sends you another message
Take a seat
Pathetic Loser
Men never tell the truth about their size
It's more like a clit
The fan's love it
You caught her off guard...
Well, you do....
No Excuses this time boyo
Memory Jogger
And word does get out...
You ask yourself the same question every day
She didn't even give him the key
Before and after she sees your dick for the first time
You'll fall for anything
She's not really...
Those bathers leave nothing to the imagination
Small gift
Everybody knows
Alone again, naturally.
No wonder
They always know
Beach babes
She can't stop laughing
We've been through this before
She's right
You don't mind
Tis true
Go Home Beta
Good for a laugh
It must suck
Look, Honey....
So... That's a no?

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