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When you finally understand a hard question on a homework assignment.
wait for it
When you had to wear an itchy shirt all day and finally get home
When the vending machine accepts your bill
When your tailor is also a gymnast
Woof
When your mates use those joke candles on your birthday cake that you just can't
that stretch of relief when you get some chores done
Delicious
In response to some recent comments and downvotes.
that look when you find out there's only one slice of pizza left
When your lower back is really tight so your bro gives you a painful massage
when you're thinking about not coming to work, then your boss calls to ask where
When it's your birthday and you finally get to play pin the tail on the donkey.
When you're rock climbing and have to gather the last of your strength for that final
when you tell your baker what it is about his donuts you love the most
When your best bro protects you from an early morning earthquake
"And this is how he gave me a black eye with a champagne bottle..."
When you're advertising your new burritos
Showing off
When you throw out your back while camping so your bro has to pop it back into place
When the water in the shower is too cold
When you're leaving the pub and your mate says something dumb.
Sidesplittingly Funny Olympic Diving Faces ?
Listening to a new album
When your friends are tired of your bad puns
Should have stretched first
When you shake your post-workout protein shake, but the cap's not on tight
Awesome wrestling match
When you were watching the world cup in your buddy's dingy mancave, and your favourite
Whe you already drilled the hole to hang a wall lamp, but your brother insists in
The last rep is the hardest: pushup edition
Life hack
"Fail. Fail again. Fail better"
"That's Why You Shouldn't Skip A Meal"
when your buddy invites you to his yacht but you underestimated the waves
Legs up!
I'd like to make a deposit, please.
Being a supportive bro to your bros
Wash, rinse, repeat...
Helping solve the crossword puzzle
When you ask your teammate to help you stretch before the match
When you just LOVE milk...
Thanks, uncle!
Helping to stretch after a workout
hot
When your interior decorating taste is on point.
The moment when you kneeled over the toilet yakking and your friends cheer you on
help in yoga class
when your having a ShowerThoughts moment
Man, I'm really full
A thousand bucks is a thousand bucks
ain't no thang but a chicken wang
When you're trash talking your boss and suddenly realise he's right behind you.
Some seats by default mean that people just won't stop coming...left and right
that's a good bro ??
Damn, that broken laundry machine, he sure must be exhausted...
??
When you run out of vaseline, creative solutions to prevent nosebleeds are required
w h e r e s t h e l a m b s a u c e (dead meme)!

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