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When your mom embarrasses you in public
When your friend is having a nightmare and you shh them back to sleep
When you are at yoga class and you realize that you left the stove on at home
When you decide on your perfect revenge plan.
When you're out shopping for new shoes with your dad
How soft?
when you finally get over your fear of the dentist
Oh no he better don't!
when your messy roommate leaves their sports equipment all over the place
Yes!
When you're already stuffed [NSFW]
This is my bro impersonating a woodpecker
Does anyone know what to do when a wolf is attacking you? Asking for a friend.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who is THIS ticklish.
Putting a sprinkler in my bedroom was the worst idea EVER
When you sit on a tack and your best shirtless bud has to pull it out.
When you don't like your tattoo anymore
Damn it David, I warned you about shaking up that can of root beer!
Turning on a chainsaw.
Rehearsing for the Sparta reboot audition with your bros
Losing your balance and trying to look like it was intended
Possessed by demons but no priest in sight
When you're getting out the shower and bang your toe...
When someone complains that they can see the tip of a penis during half a second
This is Fred. When his bro was choking with a grape Fred tried to help, but he didn't
When a friend vacuums under the sofa and you hold it up
This is Mike. He knows the Heimlich Maneuver, so he could help his buddy when he
See a guy sucking on a popsicle while you're on a diet and he catches you looking
My bro glued himself to the shower wall and I had to get him out. It's the fucking
when your mom comes over for a surprise Christmas visit
Pro tip: Don't get a pet skunk. Just... dont.
I lost 3 pounds a week doing this exercise 5-min a day, and so can you!
The war is over now, granddad
I had my hands tied behind my back and my partner got his clothes stolen. I had to
When youtube tries to play an ad before the video, but you got an adblocker...
Wait, he didn't drown, he just fainted from a jellyfish sting. Revive him, stat!
Trying a waterbed for the first time
When you accidentally drop your ranch dressing
Just helping im tie his bootlaces
Polish Pride
Nurses make great friends
When you hire a priest to exorcise your possessed friend.
Taking notes
When you see your arch-enemy and can't control yourself...
♪ I bow down to pray... ♪
When you ask your teammate to help you stretch before the match
when you and your roommate both forget to wear your face masks
seriously tho. have you tried it?
When you know the movie is going to be good
Wanna see my dinosaur bro?
Cyclops being taught the importance of moisturizing by buddy Wolverine...
Less than a month til the election!
When your boss wants proof you have cold and runny nose.
doctor daddy
oh no
When your buddy drives a little rough through the bumpy road while you were trying
when you’re backstage getting your silver body paint applied for your college theater
When your buddy's leg falls asleep and you decide to carry him to the reutroom
feels nice
Glow in the dark dinos

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