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When you step into a pool and the water's really cold
When you put soothing ointment on an itchy poison oak rash
when someone wakes you up just after you fell alseep
When your sleep is interrupted by an earthquake...
When trying to calm a friend down
When you are asked if you want dessert and you know it will wreck your diet
You have literally lost your shirt betting on your favorite team but your buddy bet
When you're in line at the club toilets and you really need to pee.
When your apartment is so hot that you can't even push open the windows without a
When you are trying to sleep but your calf muscle decides to go into a spasm.
When your fag-hag thinks she'd be a great matchmaker.
Problematic Jeans (Part 2) When you have to ask a buddy to help you get them off.
When you remember that funny joke your friend told you
When you realize you need a bit more fiber in your diet... and maybe a plunger
When, even though you know nothing about plumbing, you try to fix the shower after
When the Mexican food kicks in.
When you think of something funny at the doctor's office
When you wake up from a nightmare
when you see a flying cockroach
when you're daydreamin and stuff
Cash and Sniff
When you tryna read the ink on his back, but he keeps crampin up
When you're helping your disabled friend to wash his face in the morning
When the men in your family have a history of breast cancer so you ask your friend
When you're buying a couch, don't forget to test for bouncyness
TFW there's no space to avoid the cold stream while the shower warms up.
Good: Eating yoghurt in bed. Bad: It all goes at once in your mouth. Good: The relief
When you're at the rodeo but you forgot your shirt.
The chestburster in the new Alien version was quite hairy
"And here we have Joe the Carpenter, showing us how to use a hand saw..."
When you're still sore from yesterday, but still have to train today for the Olympic
When your friend sucks the poison out of a spider bite on your thigh, so you thank
"Hurry up, bro, we're about to get to the toll booth!" "It's not my
High intensity crossfit
when your friend is checking for scoliosis
when your little bro is scarred from the earthquake
There was a spider in the pool...
My bro got swimming shorts with a waterproof inner pocket, to keep his cash safe
MFW I'm already in bed and recall I forgot to take the dog out
Closing an envelope like...
MFW I'm gonna have to unwrap and rewrap my legs because I forgot to take off my glasses
"Hgggghhh!" "Bro, are you choking?!" "HGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
When your little brother doesn't want his back scrubbed but Mom made you promise
Don't forget to get your flu shots for this winter, guys, even if they make you feel
That's strange ... he never tucks my napkin in for me at home
need that deep Dickens
Helping your buddy check the springs on the couch he's thinking of buying.
This is not gay porn. They wear socks.
When you get home and can finally rest
Just listening to some music
Interviewer: "This warehouse job requires good grip and pectoral strength. Could
Mixing up your mac and cheese like:
thank you superman!
This is what you get for looking into that ring smh
When you find a gun in SCP 049’s chamber
Forgetful Gabriel....
when you don't notice that pie on the back seat
when you jump onto a pool float but fall off
I'll just take a quick nap...waking up 5 hours later...
Mount and Do Me: Bussy Blast

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