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When you finally find that movie on Netflix
When you can't believe your roomate's still on the shower when it's clearly YOUR
When it's Sunday evening and you realize that you forgot to do your homework
When you're getting a bike for christmas (from Facebook)
When a pigeon shits on you.
When you know jack shit about epilepsy first aid but try to be helpful anyway
when ur trying to take notes but you can't read the board
when you're the only bottom who gets invited to an orgy, that turns out to be a gangbang
Taking notes
When you hope your fans will take you back after they didn't approve of who you're
When you're getting down to some funky music on TV and the beats get to your friend
Supportive friends
When you hit your pinky toe on the corner of the bed
Sitting down without looking
Punked!
When your bro's about to share the secret you just told him
When your mate helps you to scrub your back but does it a bit too hard
When the barber is tired of your fidgeting and positions your head to finish the
Musical Chairs ???
When the doctor needs to check your tonsils.
When your buddy gets your drunk ass in bed after a wild 4th of July party
Hula hoop requires lots of practice
When your pedicurist is pulling out that ingrown toenail.
When the dentist is going to irrigate your mouth, but he has horrible pulse and misses.
When you try to show your friend how to do a lymph node massage
TIL it doesn't work to suck the venom when a snake bits your bro in the arm. Keep
When you're about to get a beating from dad.
When you get your back waxed for the first time
when you both a seizure at the same time
when someone takes out a splinter from your foot
When you're doing squats and your leg starts to cramp up
Wolf impersonation
Singing to Hannah Montana in the shower
A bumpy boat ride
Trying to convince your buddy to stick a bit longer with bulimia
Holding your dead puppy
when your yoga instructor teaches you an advanced pose
Damn youtube
The feeling when you finally get your yoga position right
When your brother comes home from college and surprises you during a nap
GIVE. MY. MY. CANDY. BACK!
I think we all remember that time Daredevil pinned down a burglar until the police
Socks are still on, so not gay.
Recreating the scene from Matrix where Neo dodges bullets is harder than it looks
Where the heck is my phone?
When you’re giving Jimmy Fallon a back massage and he asks you to take him to Flavor
When your friends don´t believe you forgot to wear underwear so you show them
When you are emotionally invested in art
When you're not having as much fun at the water park as you thought you would...
When you're trying to change the channel
When you show your buddy how to compliment a girl's boobs.
When you're so hungry you forget how to eat
that first refreshing sip
When you're jealous of your bro's yoghurt
When bro is giving you a hard time over some split milk so you turn around and try
use it wisely, you only get one
when you go to the chiropractor for lower back pain
the turkey on the counter ready for stuffing
when your chemistry class lab partner splashes reagent on himself and you’re helping
remember to tap your beer cans to prevent foaming

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