zNSFW

Adultconnect Uk

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them.
How do you confuse a blind person? Toss them a basketball and ask them to read it.
Hey, is your name Paul Revere? Because I want to give you a midnight ride!
I got tasered by a female cop the other night.. never have I laid eyes upon a more
My toilet stopped working today. He decided he's had enough of my shit
"honey don't you think you're treating one of our kids unfairly?" "who?
There's a black man in my family tree... He's been hanging there for a while now.
If we have learned anything from the Friday the 13th movies, it's that Jason mainly
I wonder if Bruce Wayne ever wears a Batman t-shirt.
What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you assholes.
Its poor! But, What happens when Supper stars fart in public? lol
2120.
2120.
2120.
2120.
When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I
212xc212xc1
ffffffffffff
asdfasdf
sdfsdfwe
212xc212xc1
ffffffffffff
asdfasdf
212xc212xc1
sdfsdfwe
woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going
How do I know when your sister's on her period..... Your dad's dick taste like blood
How to get a job... Interviewer: "What's your biggest weakness?" Interviewee:
What's the sharpest thing in the word? A fart. It goes right through your pants and
An infectious disease enters a bar... the bartender says,"we dont serve your
The Presidential Debate We don't know if Hillary is telling the truth, and we're
I feel quite light today. Pounds aren't what they used to be.
Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense...
Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat. Ramen.
What do golfers do on nights out? **par**ty.
Difference between priest and acne? What is the difference between a Catholic priest
How to meet a girl: 1) Walk into a bar. 2) Shout "Heroes in a half shell."
T Rex isnt so scary if you imagine a bunch of baby T Rexes watching Barney just giggling
Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of
Having the option to erase and re-record after having to leave a voicemail is one
Browsing this sub is like mining in a cave Full of bat shit and I mostly get the
My inspiration for jokes is like a guy at a brothel... It comes and goes... It also
I hate how the losers of every election maintain such a high view of themselves...
What's the integral of 1/(cabin)? 1 natural log cabin. I'll show myself out.
What's a con-artists favorite holiday? Scamentine's Day.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!
Osama Bn Laden Jokes in the title.
I find like geologers make really good friends... ...they are very down to Earth.
Well it's like my dad always told me "When life gives ya lemons" Chances
What's the sharpest thing in the word? A fart. It goes right through your pants and
*job interview* Why do you want to be a psychiatrist? *pictures clients acting like
Ever since the news came out about Samsung.... Their phones have been blowing up.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls
Saw a homeless guy babbling about conspiracy theories that doesn't really make sense...
What is the term for a group of Canadians? Is it "an apology"? "Oh
Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat. Ramen.
If your tweet gets stolen and posted on Facebook... It's your own fault for not making
What do golfers do on nights out? **par**ty.
Did you hear about the calendar thief? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!
[wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police] "why isn't he wearing

category index

contact/abuse

zNSFW.com