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Love her lips
Give me all the details, be brutally honest.
Yes I do!
The strangers is the hottest part...
All the frat guys loved her ass!
This will take some time...
Some were bigger, some were smaller, just give me the details!
Yes please!
Yes please!
She gets off on the attention
You were an exception
Thankfully many.
She's lost count
Old Faithful
The frathouse days
Her famous line
I wish I'd find this...
That's why she's so good at what she does.
Yes.
Plenty
It was technically with his permission
Kinky side
Well do you?
Yes I do!
Unbelievable
you went to a stupid sports bar
Always driven to succeed
She has a famously sophisticated semen palate
But you'll always know she misses them
No need to worry about yoga
They're all "just friends" now
Center of attention
Well, how many?
She probably misses him
She learned a lot with him
You try to tell yourself it's because your dick is too big
Truth
?
so much to learn
work hard play hard
that explains it
don't forget to reminisce about the early days of your relationship
Jesus Built my Hotwife
study hard
why would she lie?
The dick was so good she's his forever
Classy is as classy does
She's really glad you don't have a huge cock like her ex, honest!
You asked
Ambitious
You didn't know that...
Wishful thinking
She was notorious
They used to do this all the time
It was a nasty breakup
don't be fooled
The things she did for love
there's a reason she hasn't invited you to office parties yet
you'll figure it out