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What do you think of my girlfriends lingerie?
No way! We seriously started just like this!
Yes...please
You only leave the house wearing this under your dress if you know you're going to
She's in their spank bank
Just a repeat
She was passed around your friends before you
She's been used a few times
I'd Love To Watch Her Add To The List
Anyone attend any parties at Western State University around 2006?
I was this close ? to being that guy at a party in college one night
Fill me up!
It wasn't cheating
Black thong
She always took care of her boyfriends
Almost nowhere you can go in town where he hasn't ploughed her
Your wife got passed around like a blunt
There's just no substitute for girth
about that delivery boy..
No doubts anymore
she plays for the team (daughter/boss)
She's very tight with her Uncle (uncle/niece)
she's so thoughtful with your dad (wife/father)
Hint: It's a lot
And just how hard does it get you?
She had to think about it for a while
Rules are rules
Only question now is how much cum has she taken....
Coincidence or is she secretly a size queen?
"AT THE TIME"
Any guesses?
Everyone your gf went to school with has seen these
you can think of some dirty captions for me right? kik crypticjinx
Why did you have to ask?!
What you count... compared to hers?
It was just a job
It's all in her past... right?
That's a serious "if"
Doesn't it make you jealous?
She never told you that she and her best friend in college would go on gangbang dates
# of freckles => blowjobs
and she LOVED it
Girlfriend is showing my little sister how college works
best days of her life
She cheated on Steve
Parking
Not a great response rate; don't they like preggo's?
Is it still sex work if she throws in the sex for free?
you wanted to see it
does she look at you that way?
And she told you it was a girls’ trip...
She mentioned visiting the beach with her ex and his friends, but she never shared
When you visited her parents for Thanksgiving
The perfect past of your wife
She doesn't even try to hide it
Her job was satisfying
Every time
they're just good friends now. sure she never thinks about it.
it's symbolic for her
They'll always be in her life