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I think of this each time...
All her exes
Yes please!!!
They have all seen her
A girl that looks like that? You can't count that high.
Absolutely!
She had some "big" experiences
Yes it does
Slutty phase
Big girls need sex too
Lucky guys
Can't compete
Classic hotpast caption
Yes! Maybe even more!
Believe me, I do.
Love when they get something you don't...
She said "it wasn't a new guy EVERY night"
Guy friends
So hard
She used to be an anal slut
More than a few
You thought you wanted to know about her past
And there's been lots.
Your wife was a bit of a size queen at one point
Yes!
I will.
That's why she's so good at it
Number 5
You're going to join the club
What did they do together?
Her dirty past...
And she had a very kinky history
They all knew her before you did.
?
At least she never goes to FL anymore, right? Right?
She'll always compare him with you
Overachiever
She finally told you why her friends keep making jokes about "hitting the deck"
Would you like to know why?
Her first small cocked white boyfriend
Remember next time you see her smile at your jizz dripping down her cunt
You should be thankful
Go ahead and ask her if you made the Top 40
She just wanted to reminisce
Please do!
She misses it
Might be good to know if she thinks those things count as cheating then
Well your husband might not pass them around but
Yes I do
she's a star
You thought she modeled for art classes?
You agreed not to discuss it
She wouldn't break up with you like this though right?
Can't resist a pun
those videos got around almost as much as she did
higher standards
fortunately she was an expert cock milker
you know which one is your girl
In her raving days
insatiable ambition