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She sucks like a pro
She doesn't get this good without some serious experience...
She insisted on the four poster
Yes it has
My wife did always say "condoms are stupid"
How many have seen her this way?
How many did she let do that before you?
Jealous in a good way!
Believe me, I do!
She had a thing for older guys
So true, 100%
You know she has a wild past!
Truth.
Yes she has
Does she even remember them all?
Things are different now
Very close friends
No...because I know she's not innocent!
She was a beloved stripper
Experienced
Not her first rodeo
Who doesn't?
She was the most popular girl there
Not as innocent as you thought
Truth.
Yes please
They all wanted a ride
Getting harder if she tells about her past
"I love you anyway"
She lied...about both!
That smile at the end tells you all you need to know
some guys have all the luck
she thought you were marriage material
Modeling is hard work
Birthday girl
It was just a first date
But she won't tell you why.
And you love her for it
How your wife loosened up
You'll probably never fuck as much as they did
Honeymoon in Aruba
Usually remembered to lock the door first
If it was just an audition maybe they should have used a condom?
Sometimes she just needed to let her hair down
once you know
They all dated her before you did
who said romance is dead
Don't ask her about Mardi Gras. That's weird.
good times
She actually found 3 "boyfriends" that night just to be sure
nobody knows
they were so in love
close call
Why doesn't she invite you to the office parties?
but no one seems to mind
They just had that sheer animal magnetism
life's funny like that
accidental porn star
Anyone she dated for more than 3 weeks counts as an "ex"
A history of infidelity

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