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Head?
Oh, well if he's not going to get me pregnant...
Busted.
Well, that's one way to interpret it…
From a humor magazine at my school
And don't be faggy about it.
"I did it"
"Wishboner"
I have a photoshopped profile pic of four of me in my living room in different clothes/poses.
It's like he has ESPN or something...
Another great example of conversational excellence.
Great Ice-Breaker
Know your status
An actual nice message I received...
Creepy Dad
Catfish fail
"This is a shame"
Stargindr
Now I regret not taking advantage of you. ;D
Shrekxy
Well, I guess it is Kentucky after all...
It's called cutecism
A really nice way of saying you're not interested, allowing everyone to save face
"Does it really matter!" Then proceeds to make it matter.
I was sleeping. Grandma is not pleased.
grindr_irl
I gotta admire his dedication for the dick
No patiece
Merry Christmas!
Straight Bottom; Done it a Few Times
Uh what?
No, Stevie. No, I haven't
Just gonna check my doors are locked
I think LinkedIn might be more up his alley.
Just everything that's wrong with us "fucking mallinials"...
:/
MAGA
*locks doors*
I don't feel like I made an unreasonable assumption
On Brexit
My reputation precedes me
Actually one of the nicest introductions that included an unsolicited dick pic
Taking longer than 15 minutes to reply makes me a "flake ass bitch"
One way to do leftovers...
Starting off the new years with a laugh
What an opener
The gay community in a nutshell
It finally happened to me..
At least they're honest about it
What a lovely cleaner
oh my

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