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I hate period poops.
Boobs or gtfo
So much for that.
Owwww, that was more painful than I was expecting.
My favorite trip to the beach [nsfw]
Well, that was awkward. [NSFW]
MFW I realize the guy who's been talking to me is actually flirting
Don't want to weird any of my friends out by asking if this happens to them!
Kindda sucks... tried this weekend, and he made the "bitch please" face...
HIFW Hot guy from class wants to go for a drink after the exam
When an unflattering picture of me is posted.
Listening to Bikini Kill after watching The Punk Singer on Netflix and browsing this
HIFW I open NSFW posts at work
HIFW I pop a painful ingrown hair from a quick shaving job. (possibly NSFW)
HIF after purchasing lots of new (and sexy!) undies at Aerie's awesome underwear
When I wake up on a Japanese flag when I wasn't expecting it for a few more days
Thought you ladies would appreciate this bag from my favorite company [nsfw]
MRW I come home after a long day of work
MRW I open up my laptop in public and see that I completely forgot to change the
Nope.
Sometimes I wonder about myself
Bathing in style as a moderately classy lady! [Slightly NSFW]
M(and my SO's)RW we both have earth shattering orgasms at the same time.
So I've been making some jewelry in my spare time..
ONE OF US! ONE OF US! [nsfw]
MRW I'm 32, have had many partners and have the best sex of my life with my new boyfriend.
HIFW I've been off hormonal birth control for a month and my sex drive is finally
Nonononononono. I did something not good; I feel like a gross slut. HIF right now.
MFW my roommate tells me "Girls just don't want a nice guy like me"
I tried my hand at pancake art.. (NSFW)
MRW my boss yells at my work group for her own mistake.
M(internal)RW my fiance and I are poly, and he mentions how his VERY hot lesbian
MRW I eat more than 4 slices after working out [might be a repost I'm not sure]
Me when trying to sext [OC]
Sadly, SO and I can't send our Christmas card to friends or family (completely NSFW)
When I timidly bring up something my body naturally does with a new FWB and he calls
[NSFW] TMW I get turned on watching a porny video... of myself.
HIFW I woke up, paid bills, filed my taxes and handle my student loans shenanigans.
[NSFW] Why do men always get upset when I try to do this? Don't expect me to believe
MR Whenever I post nudes on a NSFW sub
[NSFW] And here are some of our Girl Scout badges
[NSFW] MRW I complain about how much I hate cleaning and I get, in response, "Cleaning
I'm like a 5.5 on the Kinsey scale, and finally came out to my bf... and he took
[NSFW GIF] I sneezed so hard I shat myself. Please share your accidental poop stories
Cat Lady level 9000
MRW my new roommate, 18F just lost her virginity, picks up my lube and bag I keep
Manfriend said "it feels like he's receiving a gift" every time I go down
So, uh, this is a thing you can actually buy on the Wish app... I figured my fellow
This is what I'm going through right now
Got sent on the downvote train for daring to suggest a woman could make her own decisions
The perfect lipstick for your favorite nymphomaniac
MRW as a university student, when three separate people ask me for pencils on a test
So glad i found these for my new place!
[NSFW] Disney Princess bachelorette party
‪[NSFW] PSA: If someone isn't sure whether or not they had a good time with you
I made an art. Thought y’all would appreciate it?
I thought it was the name of a state
[NSFW] Breast is best? More like Crest is Best. REAL mom's produce toothpaste for

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