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My favorite birthday gift
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! [NSFW]
Every damned time. (shower rage, slightly NSFW)
If I could've done it myself, I would have. Don't offer to do it FOR me (NSFW language)
My new boyfriend asked me to let my bush grow in
This bin is where I keep my gum stash. Recently my gum has been disappearing. I ask
That was my first thought as well (NSFW)
Hey shark week
That gushing wake up call
(NSFW) VICTORY!!
HIFW I've got period boobs and my boyfriend comes in from the cold to warm up his
I'm ovulating and we're ttc, so today after a reeeaallly long day I came home to
My boyfriend's response: "now we both have a dick in our pants!" [NSFW]
MFW I realize my breasts are ACTUALLY big enough now to give a tit-job, a long standing
My long distance SO is coming back home in almost three weeks.
MRW rent is due.
Sometimes I forget that there is literally a cheerful topless troll lady statue in
My sister sent me this selfie. Apparently my condom stash has been breached (NSFW)
When my SIL tells me she's breast feeding
#justgirlythings - when your nacho toppings fall off the chip but your sports bra
Masturbation achievement unlocked. NSFW
Happy Friday TrollX!
[NSFW] I have either just been horribly disrespectful of all you ladies or bestowed
Making Filthy Brownies and my apartment smells incredible. This will be me as soon
Boobly Eyes (x-post from r/tumblr) trying to figure out which one of you this was...
MRW my fiancé and I finally have our OWN PLACE TO OURSELVES WITH NO ROOMIES! [NSFW]
me IRL [possibly NSFW]
[NSFW]? So much yes in one post!
Thongs are a pain in the ass (literally)
TROLLS... In a fit of outrageous horniness I used a cucumber and came til kingdom
I sent this to my mom today. Her response: "Where do I sign up?" (Mild
I made a #justgirlythings
My plans for Valentine's Day
So my friend got a random text from a stranger...[NSFW]
HIF when I trim my pubes
I just had 3 orgasms from 1 PIV sex session (yissssss) [NSFW]
I get packages shipped to my parents' house because it's hard to ship to my apartment,
[NSFW] I thought I knew what satisfaction was - then I had a Magnum
Goals! (NSFW)
Remember my BF who tried to sext me? Now he's tried a booty call.
I know for a fact yall would like this.
Thought my fellow trolls would enjoy these felt Christmas ornaments I made today
HIFW I'm asked to do a bunch of crazy stuff I've never done before at my job, but
Being realistic
HIFW I've been moisturizing every day for the last month. Fuck you cold, dry weather.
Bodyform are apparently super uncomfortable with the words VAGINA and VULVA so they've
When shit gets real dark, but then the tongue game saves the day! ?
Trolling Grandma vs Online Yard Sale
Went to a dirty Christmas party and wanted to avoid the usual cookies (Nsfw kinda
Mmm tacos!
For the times when your hands are occupied but wine is necessary to function
That's one way to describe it
shit happens
Unsolicited dick pics will be met with varying degrees of mockery (censored but probably
Socially distanced dating [NSFW]
impale your left wrist or gi tract ?
If Only They Knew

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