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My favorite birthday gift
Every damned time. (shower rage, slightly NSFW)
Lazer Bewbs [NSFW]
My new boyfriend asked me to let my bush grow in
Hey shark week
He broke out in laughter from it so I don't feel as bad...just gross
Was looking for unique Halloween ideas when I came across this... I have no words.
My married sex life, expressed through a Venn diagram and set theory. [NSFW text]
I'm supposed to be writing a paper but instead I've just been doing this for the
(NSFW) VICTORY!!
Was trying to take a cute selfie when....[NSFW]
HIFW I've got period boobs and my boyfriend comes in from the cold to warm up his
I'm ovulating and we're ttc, so today after a reeeaallly long day I came home to
This is my Sunday night. Bob's Burgers is on in the background.
MFW I try and convince my man to let me go near his butt
MRW My ex (who I've been ignoring for months) snapchats me an old NSFW photo of us.
MRW rent is due.
Sometimes I forget that there is literally a cheerful topless troll lady statue in
Sending "naughty" pictures to my boyfriend. Pseudo [NSFW]
I made a terrible Paint drawing of what I see on Day 4 of my period.
[NSFW] I have been wanting some real kinky, tie me down, pull my hair, and make me
My dildo has a smiley face.
[NSFW] I could live with that
When I bake a cake for no reason and plan to eat it all myself while gaming. [Slightly
#justgirlythings - when your nacho toppings fall off the chip but your sports bra
Masturbation achievement unlocked. NSFW
Happy Friday TrollX!
I said yes! (NSFW)
Having Big Boobs
My boyfriend sent me a photo this morning tell me it reminded him of me and I thought
Ha ha, this woman knows how to find loopholes!
Today's Tinder adventure brought to you by the letter C [nsfw]
Boobly Eyes (x-post from r/tumblr) trying to figure out which one of you this was...
M(actual)RW the boyfriend tries to initiate sexy talk but I have better things to
me IRL [possibly NSFW]
[NSFW]? So much yes in one post!
Thongs are a pain in the ass (literally)
Ladies, I work for a major tech company filled with brilliant minds, so I thought
TROLLS... In a fit of outrageous horniness I used a cucumber and came til kingdom
MRW I find out my husband got drunk at a party and posted pics of a girls butt on
Trolls! I got the staples from my surgery removed yesterday! (Kinda gross/possibly
I sent this to my mom today. Her response: "Where do I sign up?" (Mild
I made a #justgirlythings
My plans for Valentine's Day
I just had 3 orgasms from 1 PIV sex session (yissssss) [NSFW]
[NSFW] I thought I knew what satisfaction was - then I had a Magnum
Remember my BF who tried to sext me? Now he's tried a booty call.
Thought my fellow trolls would enjoy these felt Christmas ornaments I made today
HIFW I'm asked to do a bunch of crazy stuff I've never done before at my job, but
Being realistic
[NSFW] "Stylus"
When shit gets real dark, but then the tongue game saves the day! ?
Trolling Grandma vs Online Yard Sale
Went to a dirty Christmas party and wanted to avoid the usual cookies (Nsfw kinda
Too much? It made me laugh but maybe that's because I'm crazy
Mmm tacos!
[NSFW] A sticker I came in across my small town in Germany. It reads "against
[nsfw] I want one so bad, not sure when i'd get to wear it out though
Ngl, the roads around my province are that bad.
shit happens