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Lazer Bewbs [NSFW]

If I could just remember to change the battery...

Its not the first time its happened either..

MRW I know I look hot.

PMS munchies

My crush likes me back!

He broke out in laughter from it so I don't feel as bad...just gross

Was looking for unique Halloween ideas when I came across this... I have no words.

My married sex life, expressed through a Venn diagram and set theory. [NSFW text]

No shave whenever or shave whenever

I'm supposed to be writing a paper but instead I've just been doing this for the

How to "encourage" your husband to finally wash his car.

Was trying to take a cute selfie when....[NSFW]

This is my Sunday night. Bob's Burgers is on in the background.

MFW my new Hitachi Magic Wand gives me the first literally screaming orgasm of my

When my husband wants me to dance all sexy-like for him.

MFW I try and convince my man to let me go near his butt

MRW My ex (who I've been ignoring for months) snapchats me an old NSFW photo of us.

As a trans woman receiving one of those 'obligatory' disgusting PMs after commenting

MFW My already ample boyfriend decides to implement a cockring. [NSFW]

[NSFW] Challenge Accepted!

We've all been there...(kinda NSFW?)

Sending "naughty" pictures to my boyfriend. Pseudo [NSFW]

I made a terrible Paint drawing of what I see on Day 4 of my period.

Gravity is a bitch

[NSFW] I have been wanting some real kinky, tie me down, pull my hair, and make me

My dildo has a smiley face.

[NSFW] I could live with that

When I bake a cake for no reason and plan to eat it all myself while gaming. [Slightly

[nsfw] My bf sent me this...I think this is how he sees me

I said yes! (NSFW)

So this is the reputation I have earned among my friends... [sorry for phone quality]

Having Big Boobs

Not sure where else to post this, but half of the time when I try to take nudey pics,

My boyfriend sent me a photo this morning tell me it reminded him of me and I thought

Ha ha, this woman knows how to find loopholes!

Today's Tinder adventure brought to you by the letter C [nsfw]

M(actual)RW the boyfriend tries to initiate sexy talk but I have better things to

Ladies, I work for a major tech company filled with brilliant minds, so I thought

MRW I find out my husband got drunk at a party and posted pics of a girls butt on

MRW people are jerks.

Trolls! I got the staples from my surgery removed yesterday! (Kinda gross/possibly

Do some people really not understand that vaginas actually might not all look the

I feel you, midieval bro

Troll Reviewer After My Own Heart!

I resigned from my job last week. My manager tried to shame me about it with "Quitters

Wore a romper to a party for the first and last time this weekend

Trolls this is the Lazy River attraction at the water park I'm at as seen with Pokémon

I came across this penis and I just had to dress him up. I thought you ladies would

[NSFW] "Stylus"

Parents

I got a new lipstick today!! Do you think it's too suggestive?

Too much? It made me laugh but maybe that's because I'm crazy

[NSFW] A sticker I came in across my small town in Germany. It reads "against

When you are bored at the gyno

My husband is on a trip, I miss him and asked for a dick pic. The troll and engineer

[nsfw] I want one so bad, not sure when i'd get to wear it out though

Made this shirt for when I get mad at the world

Ngl, the roads around my province are that bad.

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