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MFW - Miranda turns around
MFW I was born
MFW someone says, "calm your tits!"
mfw mods go the doctor.
MFW the sideline ho tells me she got herpes.
MFW I finally get to report on a big news story
MFW I click a NSFW link in /r/wtf
MFW I click a NSFW link expecting porn and I get spoilers for an show I haven't caught
MFW I click a NSFW link in /r/wtf
MFW I got semen in my mouth for the first time.
MFW WEN I SMEL GARLIC
Mfw my moms boyfriend asks me what phone to buy
MFW my uncle thought my Sexus 9 was an iPad
MFW I see someone texting and driving
MFW I can finally post links [NSFL] [DOOT]
MFW a hundred users here even though I never promoted this sub or invited redditors
MFW I tell myself "just one more orgasm" three times...
MFW I see a downie in the McDonalds I applied and got refused for
MFW my date makes me prove how big I am.
MFW Terrorists from the Religion of Peace suicide bomb Islamic holy sites
MFW no bombs or trucks were involved in today's Würzburg attacks
MFW I state my opinion on Tumblr
MFW Alaska says Rolaskatox had no influence on her decision
MFW a girl says she only dates "White Guys"
MFW those women i raped are in the room.
MFW an ultrasound scan reveals that my girlfriends baby is gonna be born disabled
MFW fucking my ass :P
MFW I'm Arrested for Boning my Students
Mfw when the "newbie" snipes my get with a 0s reply {:'0 [shocking]
MFW I explain why freedom is non-negotiable
MFW I get temporarily banned from Xbox for calling someone a "fudd"
mfw everyone's all "why don't you get contacts?" so i gotta take off my
MFW I learn that it's Vet'ranz day, WG Purge day, AND the Independence Day for Rhodesia
Mfw I eventually hilt this thing
MFW ATF finds out I have assault gats [OC-ish plz no step]
Mfw I'm waiting
mfw I see the subs jump from 9203 to 9883 overnight
MFW I see a massive spider on the floor (from the spider's POV).
MFW my enby bf is about to fuck me
MFW I finally get past the flare on my biggest toy
MFW I just used my newly purchased vibrator for the first time and reached the most
MFW when I came from a vibrator the first time
mfw I finally get it as rough as I like [m][f]
mfw I just used two toys while on viagra and had my first real true *good* orgasm
MFW reading these posts and wishing I could relate and get fucked but I look like
MFW I just got my first female orgasm!
MFW I finally work up the courage to find a super hot domme and the first thing she
Mfw you use me to completely satis[f]y your needs
mfw you dropped the super crown (Afrobull)
MFW Baumgartner Restoration posts a new video
mfw people out here still posting loli
Mfw any man looks at me
MFW my husband comes home

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