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MFW - Miranda turns around
MFW I was born
MFW someone says, "calm your tits!"
MFW my girlfriend brought a dildo into the bedroom then told me it wasn't for her.
mfw mods go the doctor.
MFW This subreddit is going to Doggs. If you don't upvote this to the front page
MFW my new Hitachi Magic Wand gives me the first literally screaming orgasm of my
MFW I click a NSFW link expecting porn and I get spoilers for an show I haven't caught
MFW people dont upron my maymays to the front page
MFW TIL today is 12/12 and not 12/12
MFW WEN I SMEL GARLIC
Mfw my moms boyfriend asks me what phone to buy
MFW my uncle thought my Sexus 9 was an iPad
mfw link posts ayy
MFW a man clicks his tongue at me in the street, walks too close to me and I'm all
MFW I tell myself "just one more orgasm" three times...
MFW I see a downie in the McDonalds I applied and got refused for
MFW my date makes me prove how big I am.
Mfw I'm ruining the gaming industry
MFW no bombs or trucks were involved in today's Würzburg attacks
MFW my significant otter says we should incorporate food into our lovemaking.
MFW Alaska says Rolaskatox had no influence on her decision
MFW a girl says she only dates "White Guys"
MFW those women i raped are in the room.
MFW fucking my ass :P
MFW I'm in bed with a guy but I only did it because of that delicious lobster bisque
MFW when someone likes Failout 4
MFW I'm Arrested for Boning my Students
Mfw when the "newbie" snipes my get with a 0s reply {:'0 [shocking]
MFW I explain why freedom is non-negotiable
MFW I get temporarily banned from Xbox for calling someone a "fudd"
MFW the ATF finally comes for pupper
MFW I learn that it's Vet'ranz day, WG Purge day, AND the Independence Day for Rhodesia
MFW being outed as as a sexual predator in 1981 when I'm already a known perv
Mfw I eventually hilt this thing
MFW ATF finds out I have assault gats [OC-ish plz no step]
Mfw I'm waiting
MFW I try to capture a Absol
MFW I See Mass Effect Andromeh Faces
mfw I see the subs jump from 9203 to 9883 overnight
MFW I'm about to go beat the crap out o[f] my poor sub. Wish him luck! ;)
MFW I'm laying in bed while feeling submissive and feminine
MFW I see a massive spider on the floor (from the spider's POV).
MFW my enby bf is about to fuck me
MFW my ADHD keeps distracting me while I'm fapping and then my HRT keeps making me
MFW I finally get past the flare on my biggest toy
MFW I just used my newly purchased vibrator for the first time and reached the most
MFW I'm a horny transbian but also a useless virgin and I brush hands with a cute
MFW when I came from a vibrator the first time
mfw I finally get it as rough as I like [m][f]
mfw I just used two toys while on viagra and had my first real true *good* orgasm
MFW reading these posts and wishing I could relate and get fucked but I look like
MFW I just got my first female orgasm!
MFW I finally work up the courage to find a super hot domme and the first thing she
Mfw you use me to completely satis[f]y your needs
MFW Baumgartner Restoration posts a new video
mfw people out here still posting loli
MFW I'm bald and she keep succin'
Mfw any man looks at me
MFW my husband comes home

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