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MFW site - ooer
mfw I think about you <3. (question inside)
MFW I realize the guy who's been talking to me is actually flirting
MFW LAYING DOWN AFTER A SOLSTICE FEAST FIT FOR A FAGET
MFW YOU DON't UPRON>> (WARNING: Comic Sans)
MFW mental illness.
MFW a post about Our Holy Ferd made it to the front page.
mfw everyone who comments and uprons this post will receive reddit gold AND reddit
MFW my boyfriend's like "are you trying to seduce me?" [NSFW]
MFW downronners
MFW Someone tells me to yiff in hell [FF]
MFW only one week until best fight
MFW my roommate tells me "Girls just don't want a nice guy like me"
MFW samshills ask if my shitty moto g is a Sexus...
MFW I have no connect and I'm browsing this sub
MFW I check the time and it's 5:20
MFW her cock is bigger than mine
MFW The Blackfoot fail to take even a single Sioux city
Mfw the haunted house I work at asks if I can be a zombie. Why yes, zombie is my
MFW when NL starts Dark Souls 3 early
MFW when Chaim picks up the quarter that I saw first on the ground
MFW when someone bitches about a 4 mana 7/7
MFW I'm hearing about boosted droprate for Kuro FN, including GPU books...
MFW Steven says I'm Best Gem.
mfw i dont know how to make a secure backend for my shitty game's shitty in-game
MFW Trump is gonna be my last president
MFW AN IMPOSTER WANTS TO DOWNVOTE ME IN OUR SUB OR ON IMGUR!!!!
MFW someone tries to defend worst-mm
MFW when they've caught the 15 guys who robbed Kim at gunpoint
MFW I summon Nero
MFW Platinum Rule Compliance
MFW my owner orders a 10.5" AR barrel but only has rifle lowers
MFW I'm Avicii
MFW I stumble upon a nsfw post while fasting
MFW I leave this sub and become a fashion designer
Mfw when I send cropped yiff to my vocab teacher [MM] (Xnirox)
MFW it's Zero Twosday and i have nothing original to contribute
Mfw everyone’s complaining about the new SCP-106 pic but hasn’t said anything
mfw i submit to my true love (which apparently, when i comes down to it, is pizza.)
MFW The new video of hers is gonna cost over $300......
MFW people are "shocked" that known gang member Nipsy Hu$$le of the Crips
Mfw I wake up to his hard cock sliding down my throat
Mfw he doesn't wanna cuddle
mfw @KiaraEdwardsxo whips my titty out ??? (From Twitter)
Mfw I remember how much I love men
Mfw you've filled me with cum ?? Who wants to fill me first? ?
mfw bald Martin gets his willy out at the dinner table
MFW I realise that just because we're bored of this pandemic, doesn't mean the virus
Mfw I see Project Wingman gameplay but I have a computer that can barely run minecraft