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MFW site - ooer
mfw I think about you <3. (question inside)
MFW Zombie Apocalypse Edition
MFW I realize the guy who's been talking to me is actually flirting
MFW ron paul [le]terally became [f]ucken president this year [12]
MFW LAYING DOWN AFTER A SOLSTICE FEAST FIT FOR A FAGET
MFW I RAN OUT OF GREASE FAGETS
MFW I'm cleaning my Fleshlight.
MFW mental illness.
MFW /r/FabulousFerds is bigger than /r/reportthetrolls which has been around for
mfw everyone who comments and uprons this post will receive reddit gold AND reddit
MFW I'm trying to stealth vape and have to hold in a dry hit.
Mfw the front page is completely composed of may may man.
MFW Someone tells me to yiff in hell [FF]
MFW I'm finally home alone for the first time in 4 months
MFW my roommate tells me "Girls just don't want a nice guy like me"
MFW samshills ask if my shitty moto g is a Sexus...
MFW episode 44 and chapter 43 come out on the same day
mfw I get downvoted by samshills for praising lord DuARTe
MFW my dad likes and agrees with a Samsung ad
MFW I drank an energy drink to study for an upcoming quiz and have done nothing but
MFW my glorious Nexus 6 goes off during a meeting
mfw ellen pao steps down and the popcorn tastes good
mfw i see bernie sanders fappening pics on my cakeday
MFW I throw for 358 yards and 3 TDs
MFW The Blackfoot fail to take even a single Sioux city
Mfw the haunted house I work at asks if I can be a zombie. Why yes, zombie is my
mfw I see what an unmoderated, uninspired meat display r/lbgw has become.
mfw when an S5 user said she didn't buy an HTC because they were slow
MFW waasome starts talking about his AK
mfw foreshadow
MFW I JACK ANOTHER KIDS HAPPY MEAL
MFW i see an Apple Pencil
MFW when someone bitches about a 4 mana 7/7
MFW playing bloodsouls IV
MFW I'm hearing about boosted droprate for Kuro FN, including GPU books...
MFW I look at my Sub
mfw i dont know how to make a secure backend for my shitty game's shitty in-game
MFW when they've caught the 15 guys who robbed Kim at gunpoint
MFW I hug a youngling from behind ...
MFW I create a suicide prevention project and it doesn't go as planned.
MFW I summon Nero
MFW watching Black Hawk Down
MFW someone says white people have no culture
MFW I have new messages but its just you fucking shitheads.
MFW I stumble upon a nsfw post while fasting
mfw Europe is being invaded by 3rd worlders and in 50 years it will just be another
MFW I post to transpassing and half the responses are from obvious chasers with slurs
Mfw when I send cropped yiff to my vocab teacher [MM] (Xnirox)
MFW The new video of hers is gonna cost over $300......
MFW people are posting Jenya again
mfw i notice ur bulge UwU
MFW someone I want to fuck says "If I was gay I'd totally fuck you."
mfw @KiaraEdwardsxo whips my titty out ??? (From Twitter)
Mfw you've filled me with cum ?? Who wants to fill me first? ?
mfw bald Martin gets his willy out at the dinner table
MFW I realise that just because we're bored of this pandemic, doesn't mean the virus
MFW my asshole got fingered
mfw the sub is back
Mfw I get caught gooning to Goddess Tay and they laugh instead of joining in