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MFW my girlfriend brought a dildo into the bedroom then told me it wasn't for her.
mfw /r/braveryjerk wasn't made a default subreddit
MFW This subreddit is going to Doggs. If you don't upvote this to the front page
MFW my new Hitachi Magic Wand gives me the first literally screaming orgasm of my
MFW I try and convince my man to let me go near his butt
MFW I realize my breasts are ACTUALLY big enough now to give a tit-job, a long standing
MFW My already ample boyfriend decides to implement a cockring. [NSFW]
MFW people dont upron my maymays to the front page
MFW TIL today is 12/12 and not 12/12
Mfw reading chapters lately
MFW I have to explain atheism
MFW the votes were being read (NSFW?)
Mfw I get a boner on the toilet
MFW Dev preview about to drop
MFW my Nexus touches my skin
mfw the seatbelt clicks
mfw link posts ayy
MFW my shitpost, out of all the others, was deleted
MFW I'm innawoods hunting
MFW I'm excited to have a fast 2k but not excited to actually have to do the 2k.
MFW a man clicks his tongue at me in the street, walks too close to me and I'm all
Mfw I'm ruining the gaming industry
mfw i go get the thermal drill
MFW my significant otter says we should incorporate food into our lovemaking.
MFW I'm in bed with a guy but I only did it because of that delicious lobster bisque
MFW when someone likes Failout 4
MFW 13 Original Spices
MFW I see no Marisa posts on this sub after searching "Touhou"
MFW I have a condition that makes me mistake animals for watermelon
MFW everyone on Facebook is saying you shouldn’t own 9 guns
MFW you don’t PM me something after you upvote my posts
MFW the ATF finally comes for pupper
MFW making peepaw's soup recipe
MFW UltraFags turn my favorite retard community into a gritty dindu-riddled NSFW
MFW I'm already in bed and recall I forgot to take the dog out
MFW being outed as as a sexual predator in 1981 when I'm already a known perv
MFW I'm gonna have to unwrap and rewrap my legs because I forgot to take off my glasses
MFW I try to capture a Absol
MFW I See Mass Effect Andromeh Faces
MFW I'm about to go beat the crap out o[f] my poor sub. Wish him luck! ;)
MFW I'm laying in bed while feeling submissive and feminine
MFW touching genitals instantly turns me off but progesterone has turned me into
MFW my ADHD keeps distracting me while I'm fapping and then my HRT keeps making me
Mfw I put on my new breast forms for the first time
MFW I'm a horny transbian but also a useless virgin and I brush hands with a cute
MFW mistress (who I requested be incharge of me) says I can't post nudes without
MFW after months and months... and months of absolutely nothing interesting a girl
MFW I've given my last fucks - In the weeks after hooking up with a cis woman for
mfw trying to get laid
MFW I finally fit my whole fist inside me. I didn't cum from it but holy fuck it
Mfw you use me to completely satisfy your needs [F23] [OC]
MFW they call Michigan for Biden when polls close.
MFW reading your filthy pms
MFW I'm bald and she keep succin'

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