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MFW YOU DON't UPRON>> (WARNING: Comic Sans)
MFW a post about Our Holy Ferd made it to the front page.
mfw /r/braveryjerk wasn't made a default subreddit
MFW my boyfriend's like "are you trying to seduce me?" [NSFW]
MFW downronners
MFW I try and convince my man to let me go near his butt
MFW I realize my breasts are ACTUALLY big enough now to give a tit-job, a long standing
MFW My already ample boyfriend decides to implement a cockring. [NSFW]
Mfw reading chapters lately
MFW only one week until best fight
MFW I have to explain atheism
MFW the votes were being read (NSFW?)
Mfw I get a boner on the toilet
MFW Dev preview about to drop
MFW my Nexus touches my skin
MFW I have no connect and I'm browsing this sub
mfw the seatbelt clicks
MFW I check the time and it's 5:20
MFW my shitpost, out of all the others, was deleted
MFW her cock is bigger than mine
MFW I'm innawoods hunting
MFW I'm excited to have a fast 2k but not excited to actually have to do the 2k.
MFW when NL starts Dark Souls 3 early
MFW when Chaim picks up the quarter that I saw first on the ground
mfw i go get the thermal drill
MFW Steven says I'm Best Gem.
MFW Trump is gonna be my last president
MFW AN IMPOSTER WANTS TO DOWNVOTE ME IN OUR SUB OR ON IMGUR!!!!
MFW someone tries to defend worst-mm
MFW 13 Original Spices
MFW I see no Marisa posts on this sub after searching "Touhou"
MFW I have a condition that makes me mistake animals for watermelon
MFW everyone on Facebook is saying you shouldn’t own 9 guns
MFW Platinum Rule Compliance
MFW you don’t PM me something after you upvote my posts
MFW making peepaw's soup recipe
MFW UltraFags turn my favorite retard community into a gritty dindu-riddled NSFW
MFW I'm already in bed and recall I forgot to take the dog out
MFW my owner orders a 10.5" AR barrel but only has rifle lowers
MFW I'm gonna have to unwrap and rewrap my legs because I forgot to take off my glasses
MFW I'm Avicii
MFW I leave this sub and become a fashion designer
MFW it's Zero Twosday and i have nothing original to contribute
MFW touching genitals instantly turns me off but progesterone has turned me into
Mfw everyone’s complaining about the new SCP-106 pic but hasn’t said anything
mfw i submit to my true love (which apparently, when i comes down to it, is pizza.)
Mfw I put on my new breast forms for the first time
MFW people are "shocked" that known gang member Nipsy Hu$$le of the Crips
MFW mistress (who I requested be incharge of me) says I can't post nudes without
MFW after months and months... and months of absolutely nothing interesting a girl
MFW I've given my last fucks - In the weeks after hooking up with a cis woman for
Mfw I wake up to his hard cock sliding down my throat
mfw trying to get laid
MFW I finally fit my whole fist inside me. I didn't cum from it but holy fuck it
Mfw you use me to completely satisfy your needs [F23] [OC]
Mfw he doesn't wanna cuddle
Mfw I remember how much I love men
MFW they call Michigan for Biden when polls close.
MFW reading your filthy pms
Mfw I see Project Wingman gameplay but I have a computer that can barely run minecraft

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