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MRW my Fiancé suggested anal
MRW my girlfriend turns around and she's wearing a bikini.
MRW I'm too sexy for my shirt
MRW I'm going down on my lady and she hears the kid coming down the stairs
MRW someone tried to put General Mills cereal in my shopping buggy
MRW a nonSTEM does nonSTEM things
MRW downdobbies on /r/braveryjerk
MRW I saw the XL bad-dragon toys
MRW I discover an impressively large clot on the TP.
MRW I'm hanging out with my friend and his GF right after I get broken up with. [OC]
MRW my gf says her parents are gone for 7days
MRW I like to give my boyfriend a perfunctory blowjob before we get a little freaky
MRW a guy I'm texting says "There's a theory about undisciplined children from
MRW my FWB tells me about his plans to get a tattoo on his dick.
MRW my douchebag ex rips out my heart then proceeds to tell me "There's plenty
MRW my brother's girlfriend of 2 months disapproves of me doing homework at a family
MRW I see men complaining about the "last drop" after they pee like it's
MRW i'm having a good game as Soraka
MRW I can finally feel something in my G-spot, but playing with it just makes me
MRW people complain about trans girls in female bathrooms [somewhat NSFW]
MRW I'm hard and I have no way to hide it
MRW a girl says she has a better butt than me
MRW the last two weeks of the semester snuck up on me
MRW the only thing that got dry and itchy this winter are my areolas. [NSFW] for
MRW I realise its time to visit this Subreddit again
MRW I see a hairy chest
MRW we're being brigaded
MRW cucks don't think I'll pull the Trump card.
Mrw i survive the pulse shooter, but get aids from a gay blood donor
MRW I find out that a family member spanked my 13 y/o cousin. (More in thread, Poss.
MRW I'm partying it up in Dallas
MRW the nurse asks me to disrobe for my exam
MRW I'm Margot Robbie and I have a Hollywood career because I got naked
MRW I saw TonyBaby's gif in GT7 Round 1
MRW I take a look at the polls
MRW I'm trying my hardest to seduce Donkey Kong
MRW I realize It's not a glawk™
MRW my SO is angry and I'm trying to pay attention, but a puppy runs by
mrw I hear Kanye chopping up a soul sample in the studio and making an insane beat,
MRW my SO showed me /r/cockkisses
MRW black people constantly bring up slavery
MRW frend asks why there's so much biss on the floor in bublic restroom ¦DDDD
MRW: All I gots is dis Victor brand Buba 10-22 and they celebrating 10/22/17 @r/guns
MRW my grandma doubts my ability to transmute any matter into tomato sauce
MRW someone doesn't tag their post NSFW and I see a thumbnail with some titties while
MRW It's O(f)ficially December
MRW I finally get ready to progress past chapter 4 on my second playthrough
MRW I see my GF for the first time after quarantine
MRW I realize I forgot to log out of my main and into my alt before praising my own