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MRW My parents walk into my room and I didn't know they were home.

MRW a hot girl puts her hand on my shoulder

MRW a girl tells me I look a lot like Kurt Cobain.

MRW I hear my Jam! Her moves match almost any beat (slightly nsfw)

MRW I accidentally click a NSFW post in the library

MRW I get caught staring at cleavage...(Nice!)

MRW I had a little accident, and try to hit on the attractive young EMT.

MRW I'm OP

MRW my friend asks what "NSFW" mean

MRW when a flasher pulls down his pants to wish me a "Happy Valentine's Day!"

MRW I'm wiping down the front desk and a customer comes up saying "you look

MRW the vending machine won’t take the dollar

mrw people on neopets tell me the item im auctioning isnt worth what im asking for

MRW After I had breakfast in McDonald's due to being in a hurry [Slightly NSFW]

MRW I'm walking and a guy leans out his car window and yells "I'd fuck that!"

MRW my boyfriend says he made sheet cookies

MRW I draw something and cash in on the karma.

MRW I finally no longer hit myself with my dick while masturbating after a penis

MRW I sober up and realize I left the oven on at home

MRW the new girl I'm seeing has highly intelligent conversations with me and talks

MRW I go to change my cotton and I break a coil

MRW there is cripple karaoke night but they forgot the mic stand

MRW the courts rule that the NSA's surveillance is not legal.

MRW I pull up to an intersection and see another driver blowing clouds

MRW switching to an MVP3 after using an Ego Twist for over a year.

MRW when I throw caution to the wind and click a NSFW link on /r/WTF

MRW my girlfriend "just wants to make out a little"

MRW I accidentally "like" a picture on facebook from 4 years ago because

MRW I see this bedspread on reddit

MRW there's a NSFW link with a very inviting title but I'm on the bus

MRW I'm shocked by Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump's ability to turn invisible and

MRW Snyder is replaced by Nolan, and Chris Pratt is made SuperbMan.

Mrw the front page is full of newb fags

MRW I go out dancing and some girl stops dancing with me saying that I suck at it

MRW I accidentally visit GW with the NSFW filter on

MRW Cruz picks a VP.

MRW I get mistaken for a girl because of my posting style...

MRW Hillary accuses Pepe of being sexist

MRW I hit 100,000 link karma

MRW there's another post about the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier

MRW I finally get home from work the day after Halloween and get a chance to check

MRW I find out /r/HighQualityTittyGifs is now a thing

MRW I see posts in /r/randomactsofblowjob and /r/randomactsofmuffdive, in the same

Mrw I browse gonewild

MRW my homies ask if I just shot that cop

MRW Donald Trump Releases Bin Laden's porn stash...

MRW my wife swallows the red pill

MRW I see a NSFW gif at work but still click it and see that it's actually NSFW and

mrw i see my roommates sneak off to bone (nsfw)

MRW /u/badjib makes 3 post bitching about being called a nerd

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