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MRW 'Murica's finest capture goddamn terrorist bastards

MRW I know I look hot.

MRW my boyfriend's eating something that looks yummy.

MRW I run out of fuel in Kerbal Space Program

MRW a friend goes to look at my computer screen and I have multiple tabs of NSFW

MRW when I meet a girl who is a tease

MRW I accidentally click a NSFW at work.

MRW My ex (who I've been ignoring for months) snapchats me an old NSFW photo of us.

MRW rent is due.

MRW I'm doing the "Thriller" dance at the club and notice someone cute

MRW I click a link not marked "NSFW" (at work) and it ends up being gore/porn

MRW chrome freezes on a somewhat-NSFW link in school and my teacher looks over

MRW I'm browsing reddit around my family and a bunch of nsfw post start appearing

MRW I get that 2am text that says “come over”

MRW I catch up with the manga and realize it's still on hiatus

MRW there is a NSFW post right after an article.

MRW The wife gets home after a week at her mothers

MRW my neck starts to hurt because I've been reading bleach 8 hours straight

MRW my girlfriend texts "I'm horny wish you were here ;)"

mrw there are "hot, single girls" that are looking for me in my spam folder

MRW when I hear 2 U.S. Marines stopped that terror attack on the train in France.

MRW when my firefly leaves for a gangbang, and I'm both scared and happy for him

MRW I'm Wade Phillips and my D is ranked #1

MRW when I'm Rayman and I confuse my bird for my dick

MRW I find out my husband got drunk at a party and posted pics of a girls butt on

MRW people are jerks.

MRW My invisibility potion finally works so I sneak into a game of tag on Halloween

MRW I take my friend Marion to the theater, and the spoilerific trailers begin playing

MRW my SO asks how my math hw is coming along but I got distracted and am looking

MRW I open my inbox to a bunch of messages complaining about my titles

MRW I find out Obama is relieving the debt to those permanently disabled.

MRW I watched this episode

MRW when using force shells for the first time...

MRW I catch my friend checking Facebook while we're at the stripclub

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MRW the Cincinnati Zoo killed the most beautiful, inspiring gorilla in the world.

MRW I heard about dreamworld accident

MRW I'm a group of black people and someone does a magic trick

MRW I hear Iran are going to ban Americans from entering their country

MRW ich in die Wohnheimsküche gehe...

MRW I hear someone break into my home.

MRW a muslim says he took care of a sexual emergency.

MRW they are giving out free gun control stickers. [OC]

MRW I have enough money left over in the budget for a safe. [Oh see if you can step.

MRW I hear gungrabbers talking about high cap mags

MRW the ATF shows up but I have no pupper

MRW /r/sexwithdogs was banned

MRW reading all the gun control comments on the front page

MRW someone asks me if I'm a Norm fan.

MRW I see Futa art

MRW I heard we were doing sexy Star Trek gifs and I have a thing for feet

MRW I'm just getting desperate for lewd touch.

MRW I (a trans woman) get my first strap-on and wearing it and seeing it between

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