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MRW my dad asks me if I need anything from the store.

MRW I'm at an [8]+, sitting on my front porch, and my neighbor starts to walk over...

MRW I see my comment karma is 1776

MRW a porn site's thumbnail is automatically bookmarked on the Chrome start page

MRW my girlfriend wants to have sex and I'm too tired after work

MRW someone asks for a post to be tagged [NSFW]

MRW people make fun of synchronized swimming

MRW I'm driving in Atlanta Traffic.

MRW my friend wont stop talking about his girlfriend at the strip club.

MRW I finally have the apartment to myself again after my parents visit for over

MRW my boyfriend wants to play, but I'm craving chocolate more than cock.

MRW I see my BFF logged in on Skype and am about to tell her all about some super

MRW When I found out Larry Flynt was making an XXX version of 'The Interview' to

MRW I have the place to myself, and get "The Urge."

MRW When I am trying to join the mile-high club, but realize just before climax that

MRW my family asks if I'm going to get married to my longterm boyfriend.

MRW I'm fingering my 8 foot tall invisible girlfriend

MRW I see my formerly flat-chested friend for the first time since she got knocked

MRW as a lady with larger boobs, finds a bra that fits perfectly!

MRW when 7-11 has blue slurpees.

MRW I'm gay, and it's my husband's birthday, so I ask him what he wants to do to

MRW I read chopping wood increases testosterone [OC]

MRW I was watching porn, and before the sex started, the girl was listening to my

MRW I saw this picture

MRW I'm unveiling a new form of super-strong Viagra at a press conference, but it

MRW I'm smelling a giant barbie's pussy and it smells awful. NSFW

MRW, I cum on his cock, from penetration! Trolls, this is so new for me. <3

MRW my crush finds out i'm a redditor, asks my username but i mod a NSFW sub

mrw when he's pulling his lightsaber out and it's much bigger in person

MRW I watched the season 2 finale of Rick and Morty.

MRW I interview for a "basically a sure thing" bartending job with 7+years

MRW i'm watching porn and the girl admits that she is cheating on her boyfriend,

MRW the police shoots another unarmed black teen

MRW I put the pussy on the pedestal. (NSFW)

MRW all I want is to play in the park but someone drops an atom bomb. [NSFL]

MRW I'm watching The Kardashians

MRW I see all the amazing, high quality content on this sub (NSFW)

MRW r/gaybears tells me my arms are sexy

MRW theres a news item about potatoes in wigs and it's my time to shine

MRW I'm Michael J. Fox, I've passed away, and I've been reincarnated as a cat.

MRW I see someone doing Tae Bo at an inappropriate time

MRW I decide to ignore dudes whining about a lady centric movie screening and buy

MRW my dad is telling everyone that those of us with autism are just as intelligent

MRW offered non-vegan cupcakes NSFW

MRW people say gun control works.

MRW dems day I don’t “need” an AR to hunt

MRW My fiance gives me ten dollars to get coffee after my job interview today because

MRW people say chest hair is sexy as hell

MRW everybody knows that the bird is a word..

MRW my pregnant wife's family says they can't wait to see me struggle putting a diaper

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