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MRW browsing /r/ladyboners
MRW when my girlfriend asked what we should do after dinner
MRW I finally find my laser pointer [Fixed]
MRW I Underestimate a NSFW Link
MRW we're almost done and she says "I'm not on birth control"
MRW when, as an American, the USA Women's hockey team lost to Canada in the gold
MRW my new friend tells me her mom runs a strip club.
MRW I cum about one-eight-zero mark three at 1/3rd impulse.
MRW I wake up from a nap in the blazing sun
MRW two guys in my commute were hotly debating the difference between "wrapping"
MRW I discovered /r/60fpsporn
MRW I find a spider on my towel after taking a shower
MRW I check the mod queue and find a bunch of hot posts that the spam filter blocked
MRW the guy I've been seeing and I finally have sex...and it was awesome.
MRW when my charge nurse tries to chase me down all night to take an admission.
MRW I see playboy.com published an article about one of my NSFW subreddits (gonewildaudio)
MRW I click an unmarked NSFW gif
MRW my hot neighbor to me to get lost and go blow myself.
MRW Harry, Ron, and Neville decide to have a gang bang
MRW I'm shadowbanned by Ellen Pao for this gif.
MRW we're doing a photoshoot and my cameraman tells me to make a different face...
MRW my fiancé and I finally have our OWN PLACE TO OURSELVES WITH NO ROOMIES! [NSFW]
MRW I wake up after dreaming of (f)ucking two strangers
MRW I need more time to think
MRW my (very dramatic) female boss says not to hire any more women because they're
MRW people think they can stump the Trump
MRW I'm staying at my aunt's house and keep opening NSFW posts on accident.
MRW I go outside after browsing /r/conspiracy
MRW someone trusted me and I failed them
MRW my gf tell me to stop rimming her asshole
MRW The Donald wins again and again and again! This train has no brakes!
MRW he sucks my soul through my dick
MRW I realized my giant purple dildo was underneath the sink in the bathroom where
mrw cocks not glocks comes to my campus
MRW a Tinder hookup thinks they have the magic touch that can overcome a lifetime
MRW when I see another "My [f]irst gif, be gentle ;P" post in /HQG
MRW I'm drowning in pussy but don't have any guy friends to help me out [NSFW-ish]
MRW I've been watching Shibari vids and my partner wants me to tie her up
MRW I might live to see a nuclear winter NSFW
MRW my brother would hog the computer all day when I was a kid.
MRW gallowboob leaves onionlovers to join onionhate
MRW when I hear normies are gathering peacefully
mrw when a business associate wants to shake hands, but i’m still all amped up
MRW I don't tap to that heel hook, but win the team medal [NSFL]
MRW this sub has gone NSFW
MRW I see someone beat their wife in public
MRW I found out that really rough sex puts me into subspace where I no longer feel
MRW It's officially December
MRW when gay pride month is finally over.
mrw I browse this subreddit