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MRW I click a NSFW link and it leads to gore.
MRW my phone freezes and I have to hold down the power button for 10 seconds to turn
MRW I finally get home from work [NSFW]
MRW someone posts 'risky click' in a NSFW comment thread but it's pretty obvious
MRW I go camping in the middle of summer and sleep in the tent past 7am
MRW the lifeguard tells me to go to the bathroom before I get in the water
MRW when my SO asks me to do a strip tease
MRW a friend tells me they haven't seen Rick and Morty yet [NSFW text]
MRW my boyfriend hits the right spot.
MRW as a busty girl, someone tells me, "Anything more than a handful is a waste."
MRW someone says "you should tag that NSFW for language"
MRW some pig tells me I need to wear a bra.
MRW I'm Superwoman, but forgot my costume.
MRW I see my boyfriend in a full dress suit for the first time ever in our 1 1/2
MRW it's time to pay my hoes
MRW my girlfriend picked up the Lord of the Rings books and said "Look they
MRW my girlfriend complains that I need to stop adjusting myself.
MRW I go through twenty flagged pictures as an OKCupid moderator and I didn't see
MRW clicking any link labeled NSFL
MRW unexpected rim job
MRW I hear 50 cent declared bankruptcy
MRW I tell my boyfriend, "Oh yeah, I can totally deepthroat." [NSFW]
MRW Normies Insult M'Waifu
MRW the guy at McDonald's keeps asking if I'm sure that I want the boys happy meal.
MRW I learn that the U.S. had a Secretary of State named Eagleburger
MRW when I see a photo of Sasha Grey's ass
MRW the girl I'm dating says she's never had anyone enthusiastic about giving her
MRW my uterus has been kind enough to save heavy flow day until the weekend and I
MRW I'm in a public place browsing Reddit, which of course has some NSFW content,
MRW when someone gives me 134499900 Indian Rupees
MRW a casual acquaintance says women should "get over" sexual harassment
MRW the bf wants to try something new in bed [NSFW]
MRW yet another friend confides that they like Trump.
MRW the most popular gifs on the subreddit have no effects and plain white text [GOT
MRW when we shoot another innocent black kid
MRW I finish watching episode 9
MRW I'm Asian and I gotta convince the reCAPTCHA
MRW a guy I don't know in my fantasy football league complains, "When the league's
MRW my dream finally comes true, but I'm too old to get an erection
MRW I found this subreddit.
MRW i should have flipped on Hannah
MRW the Enemy drops Napalm on my position and I'm just about ready to shoot my M1A1
MRW I look down after seeing Ahsoka memes
Mrw when the nfl, blm, antifa, and other god damn comnies doxx me and plan to attack
MRW I go out of state to a gun show and get denied from purchasing.
MRW someone makes the ridiculous claim that large or protruding labia are a result
MRW Pastor attempts to compliment me by suggesting I'm a dish at Taco Bell then grab
MRW When I see "Fire Marty" catching on on my Facebook feed
MRW Losers try to invade this community and harm my precious users.
MRW I bought some gender affirming gym clothes but there's one not-so-little problem
MRW my bud finishes in my mouth.
MRW someone complains that hentai is "too rapey"

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