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Net Neutrality
When you teach your bro to dribble so he can be part of the team
Happy Easter!
how else can i Netflix n Chill
That snake!
Gaymer
Definitely the blanket from the dryer.
What's Ligma?
Gaymer buds.
When your friends tells a funny joke.
when your buddy insist on paying for dinner, but you still want to contribute
Trying to stay awake during class on a Monday
"This was when they fed the male lion a live chicken..."
Flash cards would’ve been more challenging
When you see a huge spider next to your feet
Beefy and stuffed, mmm
You're crying from all the stress when a coworker comes to say you're late for a
After AC cools the car down
When You Step On A LEGO
Declassified Area 51 Archive Photo
When you're already stuffed [NSFW]
Oh Jesus.
Enjoying the simple things of winter
You wanna go to bed? You have a better game in the bed? Alright then.
When you worry there's a fly
When your friend is missing the best part of the YouTube video
When it's laundry day and you check to see what's clean and what's dirty
How to wait in line like a gentleman
When you're captured by pirates and anxiously watch crew scrub the deck while waiting
I got to taste the cookie dough
When you have to waterboard an enemy agent, but there is no water...
Dinosaurs
When your bro insists that his toes crack in a suspicious way, but no matter how
Tragically getting strangled to death in your sleep
daily commute struggles
Not gay marketing
???‍?
Assassin's Creed's new DLC.
when your mcchicken has way too much mayonnaise
In these uncertain times....
When your homie lets you suck the Hot Cheeto dust off his fingers
when you're relaxing on your hammock and you spill your lemonade
front rows may get wet.
When you're trying to get back to your seat?
when you get a cramp while swimming right after eating and the lifeguard pulls you
Nothing to see here, just a gym bro trying the new plank thingy he saw online...
Hmm...
Such a selfless friend, sucking out the snake bite venom to save his buddy...
Election 2020
This will only hurt a little
When another season of Rupaul's drag race had just released and you have to decide
when you and a coworker both reach for the last donut in the break room
When you keep forgetting to take your multivitamins so a good homies does what a
A true hero
when you jump onto a waterbed and it springs a leak
thank you superman!!
when it’s the first day of summer and you hit up the water park and go down the
when your wish for a lemonade drinking fountain comes true!

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