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When you step into a pool and the water's really cold
When you put soothing ointment on an itchy poison oak rash
When you finally find that movie on Netflix
When your sleep is interrupted by an earthquake...
When trying to calm a friend down
You have literally lost your shirt betting on your favorite team but your buddy bet
When your apartment is so hot that you can't even push open the windows without a
When you can't believe your roomate's still on the shower when it's clearly YOUR
When you're getting a bike for christmas (from Facebook)
When you know jack shit about epilepsy first aid but try to be helpful anyway
when you see a flying cockroach
when you're daydreamin and stuff
when you're the only bottom who gets invited to an orgy, that turns out to be a gangbang
When you hope your fans will take you back after they didn't approve of who you're
When you're getting down to some funky music on TV and the beats get to your friend
Punked!
When the men in your family have a history of breast cancer so you ask your friend
When you're buying a couch, don't forget to test for bouncyness
Musical Chairs ???
When the doctor needs to check your tonsils.
When your buddy gets your drunk ass in bed after a wild 4th of July party
When you're at the rodeo but you forgot your shirt.
When your pedicurist is pulling out that ingrown toenail.
When the dentist is going to irrigate your mouth, but he has horrible pulse and misses.
When you try to show your friend how to do a lymph node massage
High intensity crossfit
When you're about to get a beating from dad.
When you get your back waxed for the first time
when you both a seizure at the same time
when your friend is checking for scoliosis
when your little bro is scarred from the earthquake
when someone takes out a splinter from your foot
My bro got swimming shorts with a waterproof inner pocket, to keep his cash safe
MFW I'm already in bed and recall I forgot to take the dog out
Singing to Hannah Montana in the shower
Closing an envelope like...
Don't forget to get your flu shots for this winter, guys, even if they make you feel
when your yoga instructor teaches you an advanced pose
Damn youtube
The feeling when you finally get your yoga position right
need that deep Dickens
This is not gay porn. They wear socks.
When you get home and can finally rest
Just listening to some music
When your friends don´t believe you forgot to wear underwear so you show them
When you're not having as much fun at the water park as you thought you would...
When you're trying to change the channel
When you're jealous of your bro's yoghurt
Mixing up your mac and cheese like:
use it wisely, you only get one
thank you superman!
Forgetful Gabriel....
when you jump onto a pool float but fall off
remember to tap your beer cans to prevent foaming

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