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When you finally understand a hard question on a homework assignment.
wait for it
When the vending machine accepts your bill
When your tailor is also a gymnast
In response to some recent comments and downvotes.
When the doctor is done with your bullshit and gives you the vaccine, whether you
that look when you find out there's only one slice of pizza left
when you're thinking about not coming to work, then your boss calls to ask where
When it's your birthday and you finally get to play pin the tail on the donkey.
when you tell your baker what it is about his donuts you love the most
When your best bro protects you from an early morning earthquake
When you're advertising your new burritos
Showing off
When the water in the shower is too cold
When you're leaving the pub and your mate says something dumb.
Sidesplittingly Funny Olympic Diving Faces ?
Listening to a new album
When your friends are tired of your bad puns
Should have stretched first
Awesome wrestling match
When you were watching the world cup in your buddy's dingy mancave, and your favourite
The last rep is the hardest: pushup edition
Life hack
"Fail. Fail again. Fail better"
"That's Why You Shouldn't Skip A Meal"
when your buddy invites you to his yacht but you underestimated the waves
Legs up!
I'd like to make a deposit, please.
Being a supportive bro to your bros
Wash, rinse, repeat...
Helping solve the crossword puzzle
When you ask your teammate to help you stretch before the match
When you just LOVE milk...
Thanks, uncle!
Helping to stretch after a workout
When your interior decorating taste is on point.
The moment when you kneeled over the toilet yakking and your friends cheer you on
help in yoga class
when your having a ShowerThoughts moment
Man, I'm really full
A thousand bucks is a thousand bucks
ain't no thang but a chicken wang
When you're trash talking your boss and suddenly realise he's right behind you.
Some seats by default mean that people just won't stop coming...left and right
that's a good bro ??
Damn, that broken laundry machine, he sure must be exhausted...
??
When you run out of vaseline, creative solutions to prevent nosebleeds are required
w h e r e s t h e l a m b s a u c e (dead meme)!

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