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When you had to wear an itchy shirt all day and finally get home
When you're out shopping for new shoes with your dad
How soft?
Woof
When your mates use those joke candles on your birthday cake that you just can't
Oh no he better don't!
Yes!
that stretch of relief when you get some chores done
When you're already stuffed [NSFW]
Delicious
This is my bro impersonating a woodpecker
When your lower back is really tight so your bro gives you a painful massage
When you're rock climbing and have to gather the last of your strength for that final
"And this is how he gave me a black eye with a champagne bottle..."
When you throw out your back while camping so your bro has to pop it back into place
When you sit on a tack and your best shirtless bud has to pull it out.
When you don't like your tattoo anymore
Damn it David, I warned you about shaking up that can of root beer!
Rehearsing for the Sparta reboot audition with your bros
Possessed by demons but no priest in sight
When you're getting out the shower and bang your toe...
When someone complains that they can see the tip of a penis during half a second
This is Fred. When his bro was choking with a grape Fred tried to help, but he didn't
When a friend vacuums under the sofa and you hold it up
This is Mike. He knows the Heimlich Maneuver, so he could help his buddy when he
See a guy sucking on a popsicle while you're on a diet and he catches you looking
My bro glued himself to the shower wall and I had to get him out. It's the fucking
when your mom comes over for a surprise Christmas visit
Pro tip: Don't get a pet skunk. Just... dont.
I lost 3 pounds a week doing this exercise 5-min a day, and so can you!
The war is over now, granddad
I had my hands tied behind my back and my partner got his clothes stolen. I had to
When youtube tries to play an ad before the video, but you got an adblocker...
When you shake your post-workout protein shake, but the cap's not on tight
Whe you already drilled the hole to hang a wall lamp, but your brother insists in
When you accidentally drop your ranch dressing
Polish Pride
hot
Taking notes
♪ I bow down to pray... ♪
When you ask your teammate to help you stretch before the match
when you and your roommate both forget to wear your face masks
When you know the movie is going to be good
Wanna see my dinosaur bro?
Cyclops being taught the importance of moisturizing by buddy Wolverine...
Less than a month til the election!
When your boss wants proof you have cold and runny nose.
oh no
when you’re backstage getting your silver body paint applied for your college theater
When your buddy's leg falls asleep and you decide to carry him to the reutroom
Glow in the dark dinos

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