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When your mom embarrasses you in public
When your friend is having a nightmare and you shh them back to sleep
When you are at yoga class and you realize that you left the stove on at home
When it's Sunday evening and you realize that you forgot to do your homework
When a pigeon shits on you.
When you decide on your perfect revenge plan.
when ur trying to take notes but you can't read the board
Taking notes
Supportive friends
When you hit your pinky toe on the corner of the bed
Sitting down without looking
When your bro's about to share the secret you just told him
when you finally get over your fear of the dentist
when your messy roommate leaves their sports equipment all over the place
When your mate helps you to scrub your back but does it a bit too hard
When the barber is tired of your fidgeting and positions your head to finish the
Hula hoop requires lots of practice
TIL it doesn't work to suck the venom when a snake bits your bro in the arm. Keep
Does anyone know what to do when a wolf is attacking you? Asking for a friend.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who is THIS ticklish.
Putting a sprinkler in my bedroom was the worst idea EVER
When you're doing squats and your leg starts to cramp up
Turning on a chainsaw.
Wolf impersonation
Losing your balance and trying to look like it was intended
A bumpy boat ride
Trying to convince your buddy to stick a bit longer with bulimia
Holding your dead puppy
When your brother comes home from college and surprises you during a nap
Wait, he didn't drown, he just fainted from a jellyfish sting. Revive him, stat!
GIVE. MY. MY. CANDY. BACK!
Trying a waterbed for the first time
I think we all remember that time Daredevil pinned down a burglar until the police
Socks are still on, so not gay.
Recreating the scene from Matrix where Neo dodges bullets is harder than it looks
Where the heck is my phone?
Just helping im tie his bootlaces
When you’re giving Jimmy Fallon a back massage and he asks you to take him to Flavor
Nurses make great friends
When you are emotionally invested in art
When you hire a priest to exorcise your possessed friend.
When you see your arch-enemy and can't control yourself...
When you show your buddy how to compliment a girl's boobs.
When you're so hungry you forget how to eat
that first refreshing sip
When bro is giving you a hard time over some split milk so you turn around and try
seriously tho. have you tried it?
when you go to the chiropractor for lower back pain
doctor daddy
the turkey on the counter ready for stuffing
When your buddy drives a little rough through the bumpy road while you were trying
when your chemistry class lab partner splashes reagent on himself and you’re helping
feels nice

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