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When you ask someone to itch that spot on your neck
When your teacher helps you master a new topic.
when someone wakes you up just after you fell alseep
When you are asked if you want dessert and you know it will wreck your diet
When you're in line at the club toilets and you really need to pee.
When your speech therapist is helping you with tongue position
When you are trying to sleep but your calf muscle decides to go into a spasm.
When you're napping on the sofa naked and the cat jumps on you.
When you wake up with pins & needles in your feet.
When your fag-hag thinks she'd be a great matchmaker.
Problematic Jeans (Part 2) When you have to ask a buddy to help you get them off.
When you remember that funny joke your friend told you
When you realize you need a bit more fiber in your diet... and maybe a plunger
When, even though you know nothing about plumbing, you try to fix the shower after
When the Mexican food kicks in.
Realising you fell asleep during an exam
When you have to get up early
When you think of something funny at the doctor's office
When you wake up from a nightmare
when the sun gets in your eyes
Cash and Sniff
When you tryna read the ink on his back, but he keeps crampin up
When you're helping your disabled friend to wash his face in the morning
TFW there's no space to avoid the cold stream while the shower warms up.
Left hand, orange
Good: Eating yoghurt in bed. Bad: It all goes at once in your mouth. Good: The relief
The chestburster in the new Alien version was quite hairy
When you're teaching your friend how to swim but he's scared
"And here we have Joe the Carpenter, showing us how to use a hand saw..."
funny title
Encouraging your friend before his next big lift.
just making sure those jeans won't slip off
When you're still sore from yesterday, but still have to train today for the Olympic
When your friend sucks the poison out of a spider bite on your thigh, so you thank
"Hurry up, bro, we're about to get to the toll booth!" "It's not my
When your friend has something on his face
when you've been bit by a snake, and your friend must sick the poison out of you're
When your buddy is scared of fireworks
There was a spider in the pool...
When the doctor is trying to get you to relax for the vaccine...
MFW I'm gonna have to unwrap and rewrap my legs because I forgot to take off my glasses
"Hgggghhh!" "Bro, are you choking?!" "HGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
When your little brother doesn't want his back scrubbed but Mom made you promise
Reviewing your list of resolutions for 2017 and realizing you didn't complete any
That's strange ... he never tucks my napkin in for me at home
Helping your buddy check the springs on the couch he's thinking of buying.
Interviewer: "This warehouse job requires good grip and pectoral strength. Could
Could always use extra $$
This is what you get for looking into that ring smh
When you find a gun in SCP 049’s chamber
when you don't notice that pie on the back seat
I'll just take a quick nap...waking up 5 hours later...
Mount and Do Me: Bussy Blast

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