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"Do you smoke after sex?" "Why, do you know, I've never looked!"
Distributed Systems people do it loosely coupled.
Hackers know all the right MOVs.
Dance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention.
Chastity is its own punishment.
Confucious say: woman who bathe in vinegar have sour puss.
For a gay time, call 555-9483. Ask for Brucie.
Confucious say: man who suck nipples make clean breast of things.
I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year. -- Rodney Dangerfield
While not actually a sailor, I certainly enjoy getting blown ashore.
Painters do it with even strokes.
Women Unite! Make *___him* sleep in the wet spot tonight!
A toast to the kisses you've snatched and vice-versa.
Doin' it in the dark, down in Rock Creek Park.
Confucious say: man with head up ass have shitty outlook on life.
Confucious say: seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. -- Garrison Keillor
Geometry teaches us to bisex angels.
An 11 is a 10 who doesn't have headaches.
Some women achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust into them.
Love is blind but desire doesn't give a good goddam. -- James Thurber
Ma Bell runs a baudy house.
Make war not sex. (It's safer.)
Well, didja wake up grouchy or did you let her sleep?
When better women are made, computer programmers will make them.
Working here is like a pregnancy. After nine months you wish you hadn't come.
"I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?"
It is far better to sleep with an old hen than pullet.
Confucious say: a smart man knows on which side his broad is better.
Roses on your piano isn't nearly as good as tulips on your organ.
Pregnancy -- the worst sexually transmitted disease of them all.
Statisticians probably do it.
Confucious say: man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new key.
Dance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention.
It is far better to sleep with an old hen than pullet.
Mathematicians do it in theory.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The honeymoon is over when a quickie before dinner refers to a short drink.
A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all. -- Thomas Hardy
This system goes down more often than a two-dollar whore.
69 + 69 = dinner for 4.
Confucious say: fool man climb tree to get cherries; wise man spread limbs.
If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it, don't buy it. -- Tommy Earl Bruner
Bankers do it with interest (penalty for early withdrawal).
"I'm not against women. Not often enough, anyway." -- NPR
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. -- Garrison Keillor
The harder they come, the more important it is to have an extra-firm mattress.
Roses on your piano isn't nearly as good as tulips on your organ.
For a good time, call 555-9485. Ask for Michael.
Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.
If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.
Nice computers don't go down.
Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? -- Mae West
"Do you smoke after sex?" "Why, do you know, I've never looked!"
Reach out and fuck someone.
"Breakfast sometime?" "Sure." "Shall I call you or just
Moustache rides, 50 cents.
"I'm not against women. Not often enough, anyway." -- NPR
The penis mightier than the sword.
The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.

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