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Cunnilingus is next to cleanliness.
Never try to keep up with the Joneses; they might be newlyweds.
Save a mouse, eat a pussy!
One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.
It's the sighs that count.
If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try a different position.
Love does not make the world go around, just up and down a bit.
Confucious say: man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.
It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger.
The fucking ain't worth the fighting.
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but who says blondes prefer gentlemen? -- Mae West
Save a mouse, eat a pussy!
Sex; it's always best when one partner is at least a little bit desperate.
Confucious say: squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
Procrastinators do it tomorrow.
Confucious say: woman who put man in dog house find him in cat house.
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex. -- Karl Marx
Confucious say: man who streak unsuited for work.
Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.
You are a tower of strength in the office, but only so-so in bed.
Teen-age prostitution: the problem is mounting!
She was a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together.
It's the sighs that count.
Sex is just one damp thing after another.
Then there was the girl who was engaged to a gymnast -- 'til he broke it off.
Confucious say: woman who put man in dog house find him in cat house.
Whoever named it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy. -- Groucho Marx
He was so ugly hookers used to tell him, "Not on the first date."
Mathematicians take it to the limit.
Politicians do it to everyone.
When a girl admits she's had a checkered career, it's your move.
Hang gliders go down very slowly.
Sex; it's always best when one partner is at least a little bit desperate.
The penis mightier than the sword.
Confucious say: seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
Kamikazes do it once.
If they can't take a joke, then fuck 'em. If they can, then fuck 'em.
She was a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together.
I really had to act; 'cause I didn't have any lines. -- Marilyn Chambers
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. -- Garrison Keillor
Cunnilingus is next to cleanliness.
Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.
Programmers do it bit by bit.
Do not stoop to tie your laces in your neighbor's melon patch.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The penis mightier than the sword.
The Supreme Court does it with all deliberate speed.
Confucious say: woman who slide down bannister make monkey shine.
The only people who make love all the time are liars. -- Louis Jordan
Lawyers do it to everyone.
Love is blind but desire doesn't give a good goddam. -- James Thurber
Teen-age prostitution: the problem is mounting!
Lawyers do it to everyone.
Whatever you say about pornography, sex is here to stay.
For a gay time, call 555-9483. Ask for Brucie.
A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.
Once upon a girl there was a time...
Writers do it between periods.
Sixteen'll get you twenty.
A hand in the bush is worth two on the bird.

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