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Meanwhile back at the oasis, the Ay-rabs wuz busy a-eatin' their dates!
Hackers have kernel knowledge.
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick make her, why can't I?
Ouch! That felt good! -- Karen Gordon
A man needs a mistress, just to break the monogamy.
Confucious say: woman's virginity like balloon, one prick and all gone.
Programmers get overlaid.
Chaste makes waste.
That girl could suck the chrome off a bumper.
Confucious say: squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. -- Bo Diddley
Ouch! That felt good! -- Karen Gordon
I want a girl that can swallow my pride. -- Frank Zappa, "Jewish Princess"
National Sex Week -- don't let your meat loaf.
Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.
While not actually a sailor, I certainly enjoy getting blown ashore.
Confucious say: woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary.
Confucious say: man who lay girl on hill, not on level.
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick make her, why can't I?
Statisticians do it with 95
Lawyers do it to everyone.
The REVERSE function works on the opposite SEXPR.
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen
Lawyers do it to everyone.
Sex is just one damp thing after another.
Confucious say: man who beat off in car have hot rod.
She called her parakeet Onan, because he spilled his seed. -- Dorothy Parker
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen
The only people who make love all the time are liars. -- Louis Jordan
The sex act is the funniest thing on the face of this earth. -- Diana Rigg
There are a couple of things about her I greatly admire.
Floppy now, hard later.
Nybble me... Byte me... Unsigned long int me...
A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.
This time it's for love; next time it's $100.00.
Love does not make the world go around, just up and down a bit.
Don't look now, but your mother is having sex with a horse.
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but who says blondes prefer gentlemen? -- Mae West
Confucious say: a smart man knows on which side his broad is better.
She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.
Not everyone has a one-track mind. -- From a Bisexuality 101 talk
My girlfriend's favorite erotic position is bending over my credit cards.
It's not pretty being easy.
Confucious say: squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
Every dog has its day, but the nights belong to the pussycats.
Hackers have kernel knowledge.
One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.
Hackers know all the right MOVs.
Confucious say: modern house without toilet uncanny.
Assassins do it from behind.
I wouldn't fuck her with your prick.
Sex is like a bridge game -- If you have a good hand no partner is needed.
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick make her, why can't I?
Reach out and fuck someone.
Once upon a girl there was a time...
For a good time, call 555-9485. Ask for Michael.
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but who says blondes prefer gentlemen? -- Mae West
Vegetarians for oral sex -- "The only meat that's fit to eat"
Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.
Distributed Systems people do it loosely coupled.

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