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She was a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together.
He was not only a great swordsman, but also a cunning linguist.
confidence.
Save a mouse, eat a pussy!
Communists do it without class.
Unix programmers do it with pipes.
Remember, when preparing a dish for bedtime, champagne is the best tenderizer.
Lisp hackers have to be bound (to-do 'it) ...
To a Real Woman, every ejaculation is premature.
Dial 911. Make a cop come.
Women Unite! Make *___him* sleep in the wet spot tonight!
Ooooooh, nooooooo, not tonight!!
Her kisses left something to be desired: the rest of her.
Whatever you say about pornography, sex is here to stay.
Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.)
Love comes in spurts. -- Devo, "Please Please"
Confucious say: man who kiss girl's behind, get crack in face.
The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.
The good news is that the horse is dead, but your mother's pregnant.
Statisticians do it with 95
She's fine, upstanding, and wonderful laying down.
Her kisses left something to be desired: the rest of her.
Sixteen'll get you twenty.
People who live in glass houses should ball in the basement.
Ma Bell runs a baudy house.
A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.
Test makers do it: A: sometimes B: always C: never D: none of the above.
People who live in glass houses should ball in the basement.
Confucious say: squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
A hard man is good to find.
Distributed Systems people do it loosely coupled.
Confucious say: passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
That girl could suck the chrome off a bumper.
Most women look for a man who is tall, dark and hung some.
National Sex Week -- don't let your meat loaf.
Rogue players do it with all sorts of different animals.
The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
That girl could suck the chrome off a bumper.
Nice computers don't go down.
Hang gliders go down very slowly.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand!
The bottom-up approach always gets me buggered. -- Sidney J. Hurtubise
Never try to keep up with the Joneses; they might be newlyweds.
Confucious say: eplileptic woman who give blow-job may bite big one.
Sixteen'll get you twenty.
Don't look now -- your office mate is a pederast!!!
Sex is an emotion in motion. -- Mae West
There is nothing as overrated as a bad lay, or as underrated as a great shit.
Confucious say: man who kiss girl's behind, get crack in face.
Love is blind but desire doesn't give a good goddam. -- James Thurber
Moustache rides, 50 cents.
Vegetarians for oral sex -- "The only meat that's fit to eat"
Chaste makes waste.
Sixteen'll get you twenty.
Confucious say: fool man climb tree to get cherries; wise man spread limbs.
You pedophiliac sodomizer of ducklings!!
A nymph hits you and steals your virginity.
Hackers do it with fewer instructions.
One should be cherry of virgins.

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