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Hang gliders go down very slowly.
Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.
I think I'll snatch a kiss and flee. -- Shakespeare
Confucious say: man who kiss girl's behind, get crack in face.
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but who says blondes prefer gentlemen? -- Mae West
For a gay time, call 555-9483. Ask for Brucie.
Hackers do it with fewer instructions.
Hey baby! How 'bout a brutal face fuck?
There are a couple of things about her I greatly admire.
Make war not sex. (It's safer.)
Cunnilingus is next to godliness.
This time it's for love; next time it's $100.00.
You might get caught holding the bag. Say she's your sister.
Confucious say: Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best.
Chastity is its own punishment.
Confucious say: man who lay girl on hill, not on level.
Programmers do it bit by bit.
Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.
Confucious say: man who kiss girl's behind, get crack in face.
Oral sex is like being attacked by a giant snail. -- Germaine Greer
"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."
Teen-age prostitution: the problem is mounting!
EE's do it without shorts.
Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.
Confucious say: man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucious say: man and mouse the same, both end up in pussy.
Runners do it alone.
A hard man is good to find.
"Breakfast sometime?" "Sure." "Shall I call you or just
Cunnilingus is next to godliness.
To be the kind of girl designed to be kissed between the thighs.
This system goes down more often than a two-dollar whore.
Dance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention.
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