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Couples in motion have moments.
Painters do it with even strokes.
Reach out and fuck someone.
Operators mount anything!
Oh, baby, put two fingers here and one finger there and call me bitch.
Floppy now, hard later.
When Snow White turns on with the dwarfs she probably winds up feeling Dopey.
When a girl admits she's had a checkered career, it's your move.
Lawyers do it to everyone.
Confucious say: woman who fly upside down in airplane have big crack up.
Masturbation! The amazing availability of it! -- James Joyce
One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.
A midget had a date with a very tall girl. It was a quiff-hanger.
If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.
EE's do it without shorts.
Don't look now, but your mother is having sex with a horse.
The penis mightier than the sword.
"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."
Programmers do it bit by bit.
He was so ugly hookers used to tell him, "Not on the first date."
Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.
Sixteen'll get you twenty.
One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.
Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.
Politicians do it to everyone.
That girl could suck the chrome off a bumper.
Dial 911. Make a cop come.
The plural of spouse is spice. -- R. A. Heinlein
Every harlot was a virgin once. -- William Blake
I want a girl that can swallow my pride. -- Frank Zappa, "Jewish Princess"
Love is just for now ... herpes lasts forever.
I think I'll snatch a kiss and flee. -- Shakespeare
This system goes down more often than a two-dollar whore.
Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.
Sixteen'll get you twenty.
If it flies, floats or fucks, rent it, don't buy it. -- Tommy Earl Bruner
With a bushel of apples, you can have a hell of a time with the doctor's wife.
Whoever named it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy. -- Groucho Marx
When Snow White turns on with the dwarfs she probably winds up feeling Dopey.
Hackers do it with bugs.
Dance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention.
Programmers get overlaid.
While not actually a sailor, I certainly enjoy getting blown ashore.
Remember, when preparing a dish for bedtime, champagne is the best tenderizer.
69 + 69 = dinner for 4.
She was a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together.
Politicians do it to everyone.
The penis mightier than the sword.
Sex is what women have and men want.
Do something big -- fuck a giant.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
You pedophiliac sodomizer of ducklings!!
All I really want in life is a piece and some quiet.
Some women achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust into them.
There was something about her I liked, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
Geometry teaches us to bisex angels.
One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.
Remember, when preparing a dish for bedtime, champagne is the best tenderizer.
Love is blind but desire doesn't give a good goddam. -- James Thurber
If sex is a pain in the ass, you may be doing it wrong.

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