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She was a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together.
To a Real Woman, every ejaculation is premature.
It's not pretty being easy.
Hackers do it with bugs.
Love is just for now ... herpes lasts forever.
Writers do it between periods.
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen
National Sex Week -- don't let your meat loaf.
Lisp programmers do it deeper and deeper and deeper.
There are many ways to say "I love you", but fucking is the fastest.
Every harlot was a virgin once. -- William Blake
Reach out and fuck someone.
Dance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention.
To a Real Woman, every ejaculation is premature.
Pregnancy begins with a single sell.
Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.
Why, Good Morning! I'm the bluebird of fellatio!
Nybble me... Byte me... Unsigned long int me...
The bottom-up approach always gets me buggered. -- Sidney J. Hurtubise
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
Nice computers don't go down.
The fucking ain't worth the fighting.
Confucious say: woman who bathe in vinegar have sour puss.
The sex act is the funniest thing on the face of this earth. -- Diana Rigg
Sex and drugs and UNIX.
Satyrs have more faun.
Floppy now, hard later.
Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows. Watch who you sleep with.
Hackers do it bottom-up.
Thou shalt not omit adultery.
How come if you're horny it's lust, but if she's horny it's affection?
"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."
Mathematicians do it in theory.
Confucious say: woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.
Hackers know all the right MOVs.
Nybble me... Byte me... Unsigned long int me...
Cunnilingus is next to godliness.
Couples in motion have moments.
Ma Bell runs a baudy house.
It's the sighs that count.
Love is just for now ... herpes lasts forever.
Hackers do it with fewer instructions.
Large cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.
I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year. -- Rodney Dangerfield
The fucking ain't worth the fighting.
Confucious say: boy who play with himself pulls boner.
Doin' it in the dark, down in Rock Creek Park.
Ooooooh, nooooooo, not tonight!!
Whoever named it "necking" was a poor judge of anatomy. -- Groucho Marx
Close the door, let me give you what you've been waiting for!!
People who live in glass houses should ball in the basement.
She was only a mortician's daughter but anyone cadaver.
Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. -- Bo Diddley
Remember, when preparing a dish for bedtime, champagne is the best tenderizer.
Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets.
The other night I was having sex, but the girl hung up on me.
Assassins do it from behind.
It's not the ups and downs of love, it's the ins and outs.
Heisenberg may have done it.
The reason that sex is so popular is that it's centrally located.

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