zNSFW

Sexrobot

Hang gliders go down very slowly.
Confucious say: man who streak unsuited for work.
"I own my own body, but I share"
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. -- Mae West
Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.
Confucious say: man who sleep in road wake up with run-down feeling.
Save a mouse, eat a pussy!
Confucious say: man who beat off in car have hot rod.
Statisticians do it with 95
That's the most fun I've had without laughing. -- Woody Allen, on sex
For a good time, call 555-9484. Ask for Cathy.
69 + 69 = dinner for 4.
Most women look for a man who is tall, dark and hung some.
If sex is a pain in the ass, you may be doing it wrong.
He was so ugly hookers used to tell him, "Not on the first date."
Statisticians probably do it.
Communists do it without class.
The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.
Some women achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust into them.
Math is to physics like masturbation is to sex.
Electrical Engineers do it with less resistance.
Most women look for a man who is tall, dark and hung some.
If they can't take a joke, then fuck 'em. If they can, then fuck 'em.
Let a Field Service Engineer put it in.
For children, a woman. For pleasure, a boy. For sheer ecstasy, a melon.
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex. -- Peter De Vries
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex. -- Karl Marx
The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.
Close the door, let me give you what you've been waiting for!!
Confucious say: woman who ride bicycle peddle ass around town.
Painters do it with even strokes.
It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger.
A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all. -- Thomas Hardy
Confucious say: squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts.
Why, Good Morning! I'm the bluebird of fellatio!
You pedophiliac sodomizer of ducklings!!
A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all. -- Thomas Hardy
Remember, when preparing a dish for bedtime, champagne is the best tenderizer.
"Breakfast sometime?" "Sure." "Shall I call you or just
I'd walk a mile for a Camel, two for a hump.
Mathematicians do it in theory.
Sex is a natural bodily process, like a stroke.
It's the sighs that count.
One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.
Confucious say: man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.
Confucious say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.
Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.)
That girl could suck the chrome off a bumper.
Hang gliders go down very slowly.
There is nothing as overrated as a bad lay, or as underrated as a great shit.
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but who says blondes prefer gentlemen? -- Mae West
Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved.
Gardeners do it in raised beds.
Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.
Dance is the vertical expression of a horizontal intention.
Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.)
Doctors take two aspirin and do it in the morning.
Many nice things suck.
Most women look for a man who is tall, dark and hung some.
It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger.

category index

contact/abuse

zNSFW.com