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Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.
Couples in motion have moments.
Some women achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust into them.
If you could get an erection, you would have no need for Emacs.
Her kisses left something to be desired: the rest of her.
The three most important parts of a stove: lifter, leg, and poker.
One man's nightmare is another man's wet dream.
Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.)
Sodomy is a pain in the ass.
A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all. -- Thomas Hardy
She was a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together.
To be the kind of girl designed to be kissed between the thighs.
69 + 69 = dinner for 4.
Hackers do it bottom-up.
Confucious say: a smart man knows on which side his broad is better.
Statisticians do it with 95
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed
People who live in glass houses should ball in the basement.
Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. -- Bo Diddley
One should be cherry of virgins.
My girlfriend's favorite erotic position is bending over my credit cards.
Save a forest - eat a beaver!
"Do you smoke after sex?" "Why, do you know, I've never looked!"
Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.
It is far better to sleep with an old hen than pullet.
Systems people do it with a small, but clean, interface.
Confucious say: man who sleep in road wake up with run-down feeling.
Runners do it alone.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. -- Lewis Grizzard
For a gay time, call 555-9483. Ask for Brucie.
That's the most fun I've had without laughing. -- Woody Allen, on sex
One should be cherry of virgins.
Confucious say: passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
You pedophiliac sodomizer of ducklings!!
An 11 is a 10 who doesn't have headaches.
I want a girl that can swallow my pride. -- Frank Zappa, "Jewish Princess"
Confucious say: woman who ride bicycle peddle ass around town.
Confucious say: passionate kiss like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
When Snow White turns on with the dwarfs she probably winds up feeling Dopey.
Confucious say: seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
Confucious say: woman who bathe in vinegar have sour puss.
You pedophiliac sodomizer of ducklings!!
Do I like getting drunk? Depends on who's doing the drinking. -- Amy Gorin
Sex is like a bridge game -- If you have a good hand no partner is needed.
Many nice things suck.
Ooops. Gotta run. My dog wants sex. Later.
Confucious say: man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.
The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.
You might get caught holding the bag. Say she's your sister.
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. -- Woody Allen
Confucious say: woman who ride bicycle peddle ass around town.
Oh, baby, put two fingers here and one finger there and call me bitch.
"I'm not against women. Not often enough, anyway." -- NPR
Evangelists do it with Him watching.
Painters do it with even strokes.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. -- Mae West
Doin' it in the dark, down in Rock Creek Park.
There are a couple of things about her I greatly admire.
You pedophiliac sodomizer of ducklings!!
Confucious say: woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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