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Sex is what women have and men want.
DIVE!!! DIVE!!! DIVE!!! UP PERISCOPE!!! (Ooops, sorry, wrong fantasy.)
Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved.
Never try to keep up with the Joneses; they might be newlyweds.
Love does not make the world go around, just up and down a bit.
Lawyers do it to everyone.
Mathematicians take it to the limit.
Confucious say: man who kicked in testicles get left holding bag.
Writers do it between periods.
There was something about her I liked, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
Programmers get overlaid.
The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.
Persistence, like perspiration, is 99 percent of the fine art of love.
Confucious say: woman who bathe in vinegar have sour puss.
The plural of spouse is spice. -- R. A. Heinlein
Nine out of ten men who preferred Camels have switched back to women.
Brain on vacation, penis on autopilot.
Nine out of ten men who preferred Camels have switched back to women.
Mathematicians take it to the limit.
Sex is the poor man's opera. -- G. B. Shaw
How come if you're horny it's lust, but if she's horny it's affection?
Dial 911. Make a cop come.
For a good time, call 555-9484. Ask for Cathy.
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed
Confucious say: man who sleeps with old hen finds it's better than pullet.
confidence.
If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.
Runners do it alone.
Many nice things suck.
I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year. -- Rodney Dangerfield
Girls would never stay out late if guys didn't make them.
People who live in glass houses should ball in the basement.
Confucious say: seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. -- Lewis Grizzard
Runners do it alone.
Pregnancy begins with a single sell.
Programmers do it until it goes down.
She was only a mortician's daughter but anyone cadaver.
Don't let your mouth write no check that your tail can't cash. -- Bo Diddley
There's many a slurp t'wixt the tip and the zip.
A chiseler is a man who goes stag to a wife-swapping party.
Love is just for now ... herpes lasts forever.
This system goes down more often than a two-dollar whore.
Sex is an emotion in motion. -- Mae West
Masturbation is the thinking man's television. -- Christopher Hampton
There are many ways to say "I love you", but fucking is the fastest.
There is nothing as overrated as a bad lay, or as underrated as a great shit.
Confucious say: man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.
Roses on your piano isn't nearly as good as tulips on your organ.
Sodomy is a pain in the ass.
Do something big -- fuck a giant.
You are loved by the multitudes. Have you been to the clinic lately?
Many nice things suck.
Her kisses left something to be desired: the rest of her.
"I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."
Moustache rides, 50 cents.
Confucious say: man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
For a good time, call 555-9485. Ask for Michael.
Ah spring, when a fancy young man lightly turns his lover over.

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